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Hello humans & welcome to a packed G&GR Friday’s Rugby News!Let’s start with Destiny Fulfilled and the return of the contest for the William Webb Ellis cup to our shores. Preview The Ponies & Crusaders in ‘There can be only one’. Look at Round #13 of SRP. Be King for a Day and play Wallaby selector and round it all out with Friday’s Goss with Hoss, currently subject of a Four Corners investigation.Destiny Fulfilled.You bloody beauty!It’s official ladies and gents, Bring Back Bill #2 has been confirmed. The announcement was made late Thursday evening (AEST) after a vote by World…

Now that’s what I call a ‘Super Round’!Greetings & salutations rugby diehards & welcome to Friday!Today let’s jump into all the rugby news that matter. Take a look at some farming advice with ‘Grow Some Nuts’. Dive headlong into SRP Round #12 Previews. Look at The Art of being Kiwi with Roy & HG. Drop in unannounced to Camp Wallaroo as they prepare for their first test of the year and pay more for Friday’s Goss with Hoss, mentioned by the Reserve Bank as a ‘contributing factor’ in the recent interest rate rises.GROW SOME NUTS.What is it with those NRL…

G’day Gaggers and welcome to Friday. It’s hard to believe another Friday has rolled around so quick. Today let’s revisit a less than Super Round in Melbourne. Look at SRP Round #11 and a much needed product review in Total Recall and rinse it out with Friday’s Goss with Hoss, now with new improved flavour.Super Round?Hmmmm.For the record, I didn’t fly down to Mexico to attend the rugby festival last week. I only get one Rugby ‘hall pass’ a year and I wasn’t wasting mine to walk among the the dregs of the human gene pool that are residents of…

Hola!Welcome to Friday and the start of ‘Festival of the Gilbert’ in the Mexico of Australia – Melbourne.Seven Six games held over three glorious days and a long weekend to boot. Even as a staunch NS-Welshman I must admit that playing host to five SRP matches and the final of Super W certainly reinforces Melbourne’s reputation as the Sporting Capital of Victoria.Today, let’s start with a cry for help from our teams as they face the Kiwis for the first time this year, with ‘The Forward’s Prayer’. Look into teams, times, coverage and predictions for SRP Round #10 – ‘Super…

Welcome Gaggers to the holiest of times on the Christian Calendar, Easter. When a young backpacker on a Middle-Eastern ‘gap year’, and break from his over-bearing parents, invented chocolate.Good Friday? Rugby is back and with so much rugby news it’s not just a Good Friday, but a Great Friday!Today let’s take a look at Friction in the Union as a RA ‘source’ lobs a grenade north of the border. Fill your boots with free stuff with Rewarding Mediocrity. Look into SRP #9 teams, times and predictions. Look at how best to Polish a Turd and what lays in wait for…

G’day & welcome to Friday! And what a Friday it is with wall-to-wall rugby news from around the globe.Today let’s look at a couple of Kiwi players trying to help Kiwis escape the fact that they’re, well, Kiwis and the fallacy that are ‘Role Models’. Uncle Joe Biden stops by to cast an eye over Oz Rugby in the State of the Union. Yoda takes a look at a crackdown on a scar on our game and the Brumbies only try scoring method, the Rolling Maul. Check in on SRP #8 teams, tips, coverage and fearless predictions and bring it…

G’day and welcome to yet another Friday’s Rugby News. My how time flies this year.Today let’s start with simply unbelievable news emanating from RA this morning and the return of Israel Folau. Take a look at a blight on the game with disciplinary matters. Run an eye over Super Rugby Pacific Round #7 and round it out with Friday’s ‘Goss’ with Hoss’, slapped by Will Smith plenty of times.HE’S BACK!Breaking news out of RA in the very early hours of this morning, confirmed with a source @ rugby.com.au, who for now I will simply call by a deep cover name…

Good morning from the Ponderosa & welcome all to another Friday’s Rugby News!This week let’s look at the abomination that is Queensland Rugby and their dastardly tactics and slimy tentacles that saw Taniela ‘Teflon’ Tupou ‘cleared’ by the farce known as SANZAR. Preview Round #6 SRP actions. The results are also in for the Official G&GR Wallaby Squad and check out the bank balances of our leading Women in Rugby and bring it home with Friday’s ‘Goss with Hoss’ currently in talks with Netflix to become 3 part doco starring Brad Pitt.CHEATS NEVER PROSPER?Well, I never.Late, forceful, clear and dangerous…

G’day, good morning, welcome, bienvenue & Здравствуйте to those with loved ones in the Ukraine.It’s Friday again, so park all fact checking apps, suspend common sense and let’s go on a mystical rugby journey together. Today we look at Round #5 of SRP. Explore Darcy ‘Lurch’ Swain’s disdain for The Communists. Take a look at Wayne ‘Yoda’ Smith’s piece on the SMH and you get to play Wallaby selector again in ‘King for a Day’. All that and round it off with the ‘Goss with Hoss’. According to Neilson Ratings, ‘Australia’s number #1 Friday Rugby Goss article’* (*that appears on…

Good morning G&GRs and welcome to Friday’s Rugby News.Today let’s dive straight into the rabbit hole of SRP round #4, look at rumours regarding potential new FISM’s coach ‘El Capitan’ Michael Cheika. Jump into the murky world of ‘academia’, plagiarism and the potential nasty outcomes for rugby players and World Rugby. Examine flexible discipline in the West with different strokes for different folks. And round it all out today with ‘Friday’s Fast 5 Bonus’ successor, ‘The Goss with Hoss’, months in the making & an entirely different animal with five a number of abbreviated articles to wrap up Friday’s Rugby…

Greetings G&GRs & welcome to a very sodden Friday’s Rugby News.First and foremost. From The Hoss Family to all those who have suffered loss and severe impacts to their lives with recent weather events, our most heartfelt condolences. Our family is doing what we can in our own small way to help bring some comfort to those impacted and we wish you all safety, the comfort and support of your community and loved ones and a speedy recovery in these never-ending times of hit after hit after hit after………Now onto Rugby. Yes, I have learnt my lessons of blind optimism…

‘Oh what a beautiful morningOh, what a beautiful dayI’ve got a wonderful feelingThe Tahs are gonna blow em away’Good morning G&GRs and welcome to Friday and what a Friday it is! Tahs dominating the leader board across ALL criteria, wins, bonus points, for and against, a more accomplished wordsmith might call it ‘comprehensive’. Me, I’ll just call it the ‘natural order of things’.Today let’s look into the rugby news that matters, preview round #2 teams, fixtures, coverage and fearless predictions. Take a look at gut-wrenching breaking news out of NZ yesterday afternoon. No longer content with diddling sheep, they are…

Welcome disciples of the book of Hoss – it’s Friday time!And just like that, the summer of discontent for the followers of ‘Jehovah-Ball’ has ended. No more public assassinations of cricket coaches, or the ‘oi-oi-oi-ing’ of those that follow that insipid game of tennis. No more cultural cringe of ‘Our Ash’ or ‘The Special Ks’ (whom I’d personally like to punch both in the uvular), that’s right it’s rugby time. It’s tribal, it’s guttural, it’s visceral, it’s ‘my lot’ versus ‘your lot’. ‘It’s time to get it on cause we don’t get along’Today’s let’s tip-toe through the tulips and look…

Hello commoners & welcome to Friday!I know I should care about Kiwi & PP sides and I do, in so much as that I care only when they play Australian sides and are likely to lose, other than that I have ‘care factor zero’ in the trials, tribulations and machinations of the lesser rugby nations. So with that in mind, today let’s dive deep into each of the five Aussie sides and look at their squads and scientifically proven places, within the Oz rankings for season 2022. Then round it all out with with Friday’s Fast 5 Bonus the real…

Well hello for 2022 G&AGRs & shaggers!Back from my summer solitude, relaxed, refreshed and released on remand, ready for rugby and what a rugby year in looks to be! Off season, what off-season! There’s been wall-to-wall rugby in the lead into what promises to be a ripper of a rugby year ahead.Two new PI teams (so the Western Farce & Mexican Rebels at least have someone to beat/finish ahead of on the ladder). The Soap Dodgers scheduled* (*Wuhan Wonder Bug dependant) for an incoming three test series. The Sheep Shaggers sulking & brooding in middle-earth from their Northern Tour shellackings…

Happy Festivus Gaggers & greetings from The Ponderosa for the last time in 2021.And what a Friday it is to go out on. Today, let’s park the events of last week which were sensationally covered in a podcast earlier this week, widely regarded as the ‘best ever’ in the history of podcasts and instead look forward with World Rugby essentially confirming the RWC is headed our way in 2027 (surely we should start planning the official G&GR tour to attend – court orders prevent me from being treasurer or holding any ‘official’ position on the organising committee). Let’s look at…

G’day Gaggers!Welcome to Friday’s Rugby News my second-last Friday News for 2021, a-bloody-men to that.Today let’s painfully revisit the abomination that was the Orange ones’ performance versus The Soap Dodgers last week and have a look at the match against those inhabitants of the hills & dales of Wales. Take a look at the teams for this weekend & rejoice in ANOTHER Kiwi loss last weekend. It really is a tsunami of losses for the venerable rugby deities across the ditch AND what odds The French can make it 2 defeats in a row and Princess Jacinda declaring a week…

Welcome to Friday and what a Friday it is Gaggers!! Today’s not just any ol’ TGIF, but it’s time to settle old grudges and establish year-long bragging rights. It’s the Friday before a showdown with the old enemy, the ol’ dart, ol’ blighty, the Soap Dodgers, the one, the only, Mother England. So let’s dive head long into a pint and a curry as we look at all angles surrounding 2021’s grudge match of the year and round it all out with Friday’s Fast 5 Bonus, today with so much love in the air, we’re gonna need a mop.The War…

Diahoine Sona Gaggers !Welcome to the one day of the week when you can park all established ‘facts’ to one side and just trust that everything I say will be proven right by ‘future technology’. Today we focus on the big match against the wee canny Scots. I offer my official, RA endorsed Hoss XXIII for your delectation and investigate possible coaching candidates for the gig in the Australian Sex Capital, the Liberal Party Caucus ACT. I take a look at player welfare and the Duty of Care and its potential retrospective application and we round it all out with…

G’day gaggers, it’s time to sit down and buckle-up, cause its Friday again. The day the Warden allows me extra meds and internet access all at the same time – giddyup.No Wallabies rugby this weekend, but plenty of rugby to talk about none-the-less. Today let’s look northwards and our chances for the Spring Tour, revisit the match against the Stern Sunflowers, ponder the reach of Eddie ‘Dr Evil Jones and his ‘influence’ on Wallaby selections and finish it all off with Friday’s Fast 5 Bonus – now 18.36 days litigation free.THE WALLABIES WILL WREXIT!Look, we all know there’re a lot…