Author: Brisneyland Local

G’Day GAGR’s! Well, I am completely over the ‘He said / She said’ shit fight that is RA vs Sheep Rooter land, so will ignore that and provide some other interesting rugby news. Wallabies turn up to WA Club rugby game. Well seeing as the ‘Nearlies’ didn’t bother to turn up, Dave Rennie and a few of the Wallabies squad headed out to watch a club rugby game in Western Australia. The games held as part of the Fortescue Premier – WA’s premier club rugby competition – saw Nedlands up against Palmyra. Moses, accompanied by Harry Wilson and Lee Majors,…

GDay GAGR’s! Tuesday’s news coming at you from Brisney Land Local, fresh out of lock down and raring to go! Alun Wyn-Jones wants the Lions Tours to continue Well Australia’s favourite Taff, Alun Wyn-Jones has defended the BIL’s tour of Dutch Dirt Farming Land and high lighted the importance of the BIL’s. In a world rugby calendar that is becoming harder and harder to cram things into, this will trip was condensed by a week, making the forming process harder for the BIL’s. “It’s funny, being involved in 2009, I remember the furore after that – the Lions is this,…

Well here we are at Eden Park, the Graveyard for the Wallabies, for Bledisloe 1. The weather is crappy, even for Auckland. But KARL assures me that Auckland is full of wankers, so they deserve it. What I also notice during the warm-up is the propensity for crap haircuts. D-Mac and Tate McDermott leading the push. What are they thinking. A late change for the All Blacks with Scott Barrett stood down due to illness being replaced by the Auckland Blues Captain Tuipulotu. This match was Aaron Smith’s 100th cap for the Darkness. The Match First Half – Well, the…

GDay GAGR’s! Well here we go it is Test No2 day with our froggy adversaries. As UFC Referee Big John McCarthy says: “Are you ready?…. Are you Ready?….. Let’s get it on!” Wallabies Squad for Second Test Well the Wallaby Squad was named yesterday and already there has been significant chatter on the rugby blogs about the changes, or more to the point the non-changes. Lets of chat about the Commissioner, Two Cows, and Lolesio (keep forgetting Hoss’s name for the young chap). It looks Like Rennie is going for consistency with the Squad, but this second test will be…

Righto you GAGR’s, after a lazy public holiday for you non-chosen one’s (I.E. Non- Queenslanders) time to get back into it. With Trans-Tasman ending (thank fuck), it is time to think about our beloved Wallabies. Jobs on! The “Dark Side” The Dark side? WTF is that, I hear you ask? Well Dave Rennie has asked his Wallaby selectees to channel their Dark side and show some Defensive starch. Well lets hope it is the David Pocock version of defensive starch and not the Lachie Swinton variant. Otherwise, we will be completely screwed. Speaking of Lachy Swinton we are yet to…

GAGR’s here we go again. We are hitting the bottom of the barrel if I am writing again. But alas, the bottom of the barrel is where we are at. And as usual for Waratah supporters, I have nothing for you! What ever it takes, we will do what ever we can to save the cheese eating surrender monkeys! According to https://www.smh.com.au/sport/rugby-union/we-ll-do-whatever-it-takes-rugby-australia-races-to-save-france-test-series-20210530-p57wh4.html RA is doing what ever it takes to ensure some form of income is going hit their pockets. With all the bank riding on the international tour of our Froggy brethren, according to French media, are having…

Tuesday’s News Ladies and Gents here is all the news that is fit to print, well that’s not true, here is all the news that BLL thinks is fit to print. I.E. More about what I care about than anyone else. So as usual for you Waratah’s fans, we will have F$%^ all. Cup half full or half empty. Or Twice as big as it needs to be! Embed from Getty Images There have been many articles and lots of commentary about the results of the Australian SR teams after the weekend Horribulus. So close and yet so far! But…