Author: Richie McCaw

Richie McCaw's Web Blog is a fictitious creation of Dismal Pillock

Gidday fellas. Richie here again. The strangest bloody thing happened today. Unbelievable really. I received an actual letter in a bottle! Like in the movies! In this day and age! An actual letter inside an actual bottle! Anyway, here’s what it said: Hi Richie. It’s Byron Kelleher here. Remember me? How’s things? I’m not doing too well. I look like this now: I am settling in to my new life here on the Pitcairn Islands. I actually only just recently bobbed ashore here. The NZRFU dispatched me here at the conclusion of the Rugby World Cup. The 2007 Rugby World Cup.…

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Gidday fellas. Richie here again Time to update my photographic web blog with a hand-selected array of some of my best work. Post-modern deconstructionism. Any bear could just walk to the end of that silly fence and then walk around the end of it. No idea here. Could be a bear trap with the ladder there for when the bears want to do sunbathing, get them on the roof up there and then BAM! I wanted to…

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Hi fellas. Richie here. Bored as shit on my latest sabbatical so I took all the money the NZRFU gave me and blew the whole lot on a $675,000 Nikon camera. I now consider myself a serious photographer with a potential disposition towards Art. Feel free to take notes from this, my photographic & informational blog, in order to improve the quality of your own photographical work. I used an exposure of 0.0308662 and an aperture of 6.2881 for this shot. The brown material in the foreground represents “earth”. …

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