Hey Cobbers,
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I’ve used my platform here to have a bit to say about the nature of the game’s leadership and governance in Australia over the past few weeks. I’m not backing away as it’s not an issue that’ll be resolved anytime soon. And the “Yeh, she’ll be right” trust we have bestowed on those on high has been proven to be as foolish as it’s been abused. I see it as something that requires ongoing and regular attention from now on. But it’s bloody exhausting to keep talking about it, especially as the powers-that- be in this country have no compelling reason to change the model to introduce any accountability outside the current self-serving circle, let alone to the likes of us. So it can feel a bit like ‘shouting at clouds’ sometimes. Thus I’m giving it a rest this week.
Instead, I’m going back to one of my favourite topics and having a wee chat about a Team of the Tourney for the RWC23.
Last week, World Rugby offered a ‘Dream Team’ that flitted across my Facebook screen briefly. And it looked a little something like this:
- Cyril Baille (Fra)
- Dan Sheehan (Ire)
- Tadhg Furlong (Ire)
- Eben Etzebeth (SA)
- Scott Barrett (NZ)
- Caelan Doris (Ire)
- Charles Ollivon (Fra)
- Ardie Savea (NZ)
- Antoine DuPont (Fra)
- Richie Mo’unga (NZ)
- Will Jordan (NZ)
- Bundee Aki (Ire)
- Garry Ringrose (Ire)
- Damian Penaud (Fra)
- Thomos Ramos (Fra)
Now frankly, this team was clearly compiled to create some noise and hits because it certainly wasn’t done with any good sense in mind. At least, not to my mind anyhow. Coincidently, over on The Roar they offered up the following based on their voters:
- Cyril Baille (Fra)
- Peato Mauvaka (Fra)
- Frans Malherbe (SA)
- Eben Etzebeth (SA)
- Franco Mostert (SA)
- Pieter-Steph Du Toit (SA)
- Levani Botia (Fji)
- Ardie Savea (NZ)
- Aaron Smith (NZ)
- Handre Pollard (SA)
- Mark Talea (NZ)
- Bundee Aki (Ire)
- Jesse Kriel (SA)
- Mack Hansen (Ire)
- Hugo Keenan (Ire)
There are some similarities between the two teams with Baille at loosehead, Etzebeth at lock, Savea in the loose and Aki in the centres. But the other 3/4 of the teams differ significantly, both in individuals but also in the game they would then play. That probably reflects the North/South orientation of their audiences.
In selecting my own Team of the Tourney, I thought to make sure I incorporate the best of the folk available into a working unit. Thus it was both insightful and instructive to consider the main statistics for the tournament as a whole. And there were some interesting names that came up:
Some other fairly obscure stats that came out of the World Cup were:
- Coaches’ ages: oldest was Eddie Jones (63yrs) while Steve Borthwick was youngest (43yrs)
- Oldest player was PJ van Lill (Namibia) was 39yrs while Tornike Kakhoidze (Georgia) was 20yrs
- 10 countries had a ‘foreign’ coach
- 11 countries had a coach who was an ex-international player
- 4 squads used only home based players (France, Ireland, Japan & NZ)
- Of the approx 725 players active in a squad, 152 (21%) ply their trade in France
- There were 55 yellow cards and 8 reds issued (same red card count in 2019)
Some new all-time World Cup records were set including:
- Most appearances: Sam Whitelock with 26
- Most winning appearances: Sam Whitelock with 23
Therefore, taking all that into consideration, Nutta’s RWC23 Team of the Tourney would be:
- Ox Nche (SA). Fantastic bread & butter.
- Julian Montoya (Arg). Leads like a man possessed.
- Frans Malherbe (SA). Man-crush stuff.
- Sam Whitelock (NZ). Just so much experience.
- Franco Mostert (SA). Top3 tourney tackler
- Pieter-Steph du Toit (SA). MOTM in final gets a ticket.
- Kwagga Smith (SA). Mr Indestructible.
- Ardie Savea (NZ). Beast.
- Antoine DuPont (Fra). Freak.
- Richie Mo’unga (NZ). Genius.
- Will Jordan (NZ). Top try scorer of tournament.
- Bundee Aki (Ire). A truck with 2nd top carries and 3rd most tries.
- Garry Ringrose (Ire). Too creative to leave out.
- Emiliano Boffelli (Arg). Sniper with 3rd most points and most goals.
- Freddie Steward (Eng). A proper rock out the back.
And just for the sake of it, an Aussie Exiles outfit at the moment would arguably look like this:
- Ethan de Groot
- Finlay Bealham (can hook and even throw, allegedly)
- Michael Alaalatoa
- Lopeti Timani
- Adam Coleman
- Jack Dempsey
- Richard Hardwick
- Billy Vunipola
- Tawera Kerr-Barlow
- Christian Lealiifano
- Mack Hansen
- Mosese Tuipulotu
- Ulupano Junior Seuteni
- Nigel Ah-Wong
- Duncan Paia’aua
What do you think? Who did I leave out (like Tamati Williams)? Who should I cut? Thoughts (and prayers?) welcome below.