Digby’s Doings
Digby Ioane changed his profile pic during the week. This one was taken after he fought a drop-bear that fell from a tree. The drop-bear fought hard and tore the shirt from poor Diggers’ body in the process and he didn’t have time to go back home to get another shirt before someone took another photo of him.
But looking through his twitter pics, something has struck me as odd (and it isn’t the number of photos he posts of himself): he has posted photos of his face, his upper body & torso, even his genital region (!). Where are his legs? Specifically, where are the equally detailed photos of his calves and ankles?
We at GAGR are keen to ensure Digby is seen as a whole human being, not simply a piece of meat to be salivated at, pored over and mauled by heterosexual women and homosexual men. So we are placing a photographic bounty on the man’s calves and ankles.
If you get a detailed photo of Digby’s calves (including ankles), PLEASE post it on twitter to @gagr using #bounty so we can begin to redress this terrible injustice. Although we consider this a community service, the best 3 (maybe more) photos will feature in future editions of the Social Pages, including credit to the photographer(s). So get snapping Pagers, and let’s give the poor guy some legs!
The O’Connor Self-Acceptance Project
No one teaches self-love like James O’Connor.
This does beg the question though: How egotistical do you need to be before the Great Man himself draws the line?
Which brings us to our new weekly poll:
Quade Cooper
aka Mr Sensitive and Mr Feminist, has been teaching us something this week. He’s been boning up on his F1 knowledge
He is also keen to introduce his followers to how he achieves balance in his life through hobbies. I think there’s a lesson in that for all of us. Don’t you?
Kurtley’s inappropriate tweet(s) of the week
What would the Social Pages be without an inappropriate tweet (or two) from KB?
On the trip to South Africa, James Slipper has had time to think. About who his teammates like to have sex with. To each their own Slips – rock out.
Pulitzer nominations
The Reds show us what they get up to on Durban-days-off: Robbing banks
The Rebels give us some bathtime fun. Nice tan line Merlin!
How to dress like a hooker
And the Waratahs slept
Interview Bingo
On The Rugby Club on Foxsports last week, Nathan Sharpe landed 2 from 16 last week but came VERY close on 10 others. Special thanks to Kearns, Kafe, Marto and McArdle for trying to DRAG our responses out of him. We appreciate your work guys. But we are super-confident with this week’s player: Kurtley Beale. In fact, we are THAT confident we have the winning squares, we’ve added in a PowerPhrase square – if KB hits every square but misses the PowerPhrase, then NO BINGO. Pressure is on Kurtley – get your thinking cap on, and good luck from us Pagers.
