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Gunston Oil
For sale: Oil Rig.
$400 million O.N.O
All the fat pricks currently on the starboard deck? No
problem. This Gunston oil rig will roll with the punches.
Trampoline is high and dry.
Fun for all the family.
$6,000 bucks. (the basement may be a bit wet)
This oil rig will arrive at your front door
in VERY FUCKING CLEAN condition.
GUARANTEED.
GUNSTON GUARANTEE.
$800 bucks.
**comes in ventilated crate**
BBQ works fine.
Dunny got a bit blocked up. It’s fixed now.
50 thousand bucks
Don’t worry about that bright-looking bit.
It’s just a safety flare so planes don’t hit the oil rig at night.
Safety first!
GUNSTON GUARANTEE.
50 million squid.
NORTH SEA SPECIAL
A steal at 2,000 bucks.
All the mod cons, this one.
“Oil”, etc.
Don’t panic, this one’ll go beaut once the tide comes back in.
Be patient.
Pay now, wait later.
400 million bucks.
Righto.
– Aunty Doris Gunston (Gunston Oil)
