Dear Bakkies,
I’m the CEO of a certain Australian super 14 franchise and I’ve got to say I’m OUTRAGED.
These Bully boys at the top of the ladder have performed one of the most invidious acts ever witnessed in a sporting arena – resting their players.
The implications of this action may well have repercussions the rugby world over, or to be more accurate, to my organisation’s bank account. It is therefore no doubt an illegal and unsporting act that must be railed against.
However, whenever I tell anyone about it, they just say “Shut up you fucking whinger”.
I am completely at my wits end. As a wise figure in rugby said recently “I don’t see any reason in turning up”.
Can you help?
J
Sure I can help you, head first out in Bull shite, ja.
Swear you Aussie Ceo’s have never played rugby for a full season, just bank money for a season.
Look to be short and sweet, myself is itching to get stuck in a game of rugby. Sitting all year and now get my first change as captain, never would have thought about that and to do it against my broer in arm, Scalla, could not have ask for better.
The coach told Victor, Danie (again I have to sit out to accomodate him getting his 100th match) and the players if they end up at the top, they can have their honeymoon. So they dig deep, even taking Jonker with them, so they deserve this honeymoon. Houghaard have one of the best pieces of meat, so he is the guilty part here.
Thats all that matter, the rest kan gaan kak, feel nothing for them and they can thank their lucky stars (Specially Waugh) , we dont play them. Now I realize where Waugh learned his cry baby lessons, must come from his CEO.
Hope the Hurricanes and Crusaders put you lot out of your misery.
Up to Scalla and his Stormers!
