The All Blacks are set to unveil their secret weapon at the Rugby World Cup. Waisake Naholo, a strike winger, has been selected for the squad despite currently having a broken leg and being only 3-feet tall.
“Don’t worry England”, said NZ captain McCaw, “he is tiny, we only brought him along to sing songs for us on the long bus rides. No use even telling him to dance. He only has one good leg, and at 3 feet tall if he tries to dance he just keels over and starts crying. Nothing to see here.”
