Gidday fellas.
Richie here again.
The strangest bloody thing happened today.
Unbelievable really.
I received an actual letter in a bottle!
Like in the movies!
In this day and age!
An actual letter inside an actual bottle!
Anyway, here’s what it said:
Hi Richie.
It’s Byron Kelleher here. Remember me?
How’s things?
I’m not doing too well.
I look like this now:
I am settling in to my new life here on the Pitcairn Islands.
I actually only just recently bobbed ashore here.
The NZRFU dispatched me here at the conclusion of the Rugby World Cup.
The 2007 Rugby World Cup.
They sent me here in a barrel.
It was a ventilated barrel though.
It let some of the chunder seep out at times.
That was good.
I didnt know anything about the Pitcairn Islands before I got here.
I imagined it would look like this:
Actually, it looks more like this:
Um, the parishinor is saying I have to go now.
He has scheduled an appointment for me to appear at high noon in the goat paddock to demonstrate some of my porn moves.
More later.
