MEMO: Positions Vacant

TO: ALL MELBOURNE STORM EMPLOYEES

Are you feeling secure in your current employment? Would you like the chance to maintain or even inflate your pay packet without having to move from Melbourne?

You may be interested to hear that we are recruiting an entire Rugby team plus the associated professional coaching and administrative staff.

Imagine working for an organisation that you can be proud of, no longer having to lie to your family and friends about selling Viagra through unsollicited emails. A position with the Melbourne Rebels will not only legitimise your career, it will also expose you to an International audience setting you up for a lucrative retirement in Europe or Japan.

We have the full support of our adminsitrative body, and will even give you the chance to be involved in a World Cup that actually means something, just one of the many benefits of playing for a legitimate organisation that plays by the rules.

If you’d like to hear more about this exciting opportunity, leave a comment below.

Rod.