TO: ALL MELBOURNE STORM EMPLOYEES
Are you feeling secure in your current employment? Would you like the chance to maintain or even inflate your pay packet without having to move from Melbourne?
You may be interested to hear that we are recruiting an entire Rugby team plus the associated professional coaching and administrative staff.
Imagine working for an organisation that you can be proud of, no longer having to lie to your family and friends about selling Viagra through unsollicited emails. A position with the Melbourne Rebels will not only legitimise your career, it will also expose you to an International audience setting you up for a lucrative retirement in Europe or Japan.
We have the full support of our adminsitrative body, and will even give you the chance to be involved in a World Cup that actually means something, just one of the many benefits of playing for a legitimate organisation that plays by the rules.
If you’d like to hear more about this exciting opportunity, leave a comment below.
Rod.
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The just announced Somerville.
Hahaha Moses, you had me at selling Viagra through unsollicited emails. Classic.
And former Highlanders captain Hoani McDonald. Both good signings. The Rebels will field an interesting team.
One thing is for sure: so far the Rebels have gone about recruitment in a much better way than the Force did.
they also had more foreign player exemptions than the force.
Hi Rod,
Would you be able to direct my pay straight into my bank account. What are the tax implications of this, and do you know of anyone who recycles brown paper bags?
Any positions available for a bunch of skinny blokes?
The only caps in rugby union are when you play for Australia and if you do people actually care.
and the funny thing is the people of Victoria won’t know the difference because they think the Storm are “rugby” players anyway.
Wash your mouth out Doc, some of us know the difference between league and the game they play in heaven. Its the difference between AFL players and model/actor/media personality/drunk & disorderly we cant quite work out.