Hello, rugby fairies!
Gene Gunston here.
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Now then, straight down to business; are you having trouble with your rugby TMO’s lately?
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Do they appear to be hopelessly addicted to a mad
combination of liquid acid and methylated crystals?
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Me.
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Good choice. Once I have received adequate alcohol intake (to calm the nerves)
I will be at one with the match proceedings. A fluid, symbiotic, seamless machination of tender loving dovetailed harmony.
I will be at one with the match proceedings. A fluid, symbiotic, seamless machination of tender loving dovetailed harmony.
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Wayne Gunston
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Completely fucking stupid choice. He’ll spend half the time trying to find which lever
to pull to get himself up on the big screen.But it’s your money so who am I to argue.  Â
to pull to get himself up on the big screen.But it’s your money so who am I to argue.  Â
Trevor Gunston
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Another questionable choice. Trevor’s never lasted longer
than 10 minutes at any rugby match. Hates the game.
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Aunty Doris Gunston.
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Probably the best choice.
The last person I saw who attempted to enter into an argument with
Aunty Doris wound up having their face run under her Bernina.
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Aunty Doris knows fuck-all about rugby but since when
has that stopped the current crop of cross-eyed alky TMO’s.
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Righto.
Gene-o.
