Live score: Tahs vs Shorks

Welcome to the Tahs vs The Shorks.

Your host tonight will be Juan Cote, so be prepared for plenty of Reds harping on!

Gday Epi, fuck – gotta take kids swimming. Catch you all later!

G’day all,

Weather looks good in Sydney and this should be a great game.

The Tahs must win this game and win it well with the Reds and Brums both winnin their games.

Tahs really need to turn it on tonight if they want their fans to keep turning up…

Not sure about the Tahs warm-up kit, looks a bit strange

Evening RF – should be a decent crowd I would think…

Moses is there, what for him running on at the end of the match

Any late changes to the teams?

nope

Marks is the ref? Hmmmm….

Kickoff

Mumm bombs a try

Dean Mumm spills it when it was being spun wide.. but had advantage.

Barnes for poles

Ground looks in shit condition

3-0 Tahs

Smoo cocks one

Long range droppie for Sharks.

Successful

Tahs really barring up on defence. Goode drops a goal

Wow this is gonna be great

From nearly halfway – nice

LAMO @ Marto – “Andy Goode the only comb-over in S14 rugby!”

or LMAO even… fark is everyone AT the game?

Knock on Tahs.

Robinson looking a bit uncomfortable

Love the NRIs – if you want the pill Counter Ruck!

Scrappy start to the game with neither side being able to dominate. Plenty of kicking and most of it poor. What a surprise from the Tahs

yeh a bit odd he looked a bit off

Tahs scrum looking OK but Sharks folding inwards. Terblanche on the full. LO tahs and they’re away via Burgess. Baxter should have gone to ground

Burgo nicks thru a hole and then the Tahs knock on just when it gets promising

Shorks clear to the 22 thru Goode and Tahs have lineout

Tahs drive from lineout

Tahs penalty for Shorks slowing hte ball down in front 22 out

Penalty Tahs not rolling – right in front

Ref warning Smit about two players in the ruck.

Barnes going for poles

6-3 tahs

Barnes slots it

Commentator making exuses for Barnes’s shit form this year

http://www.justin.tv/bokirkiuc#r=7bGe1Ac~

nice touchfinder on the bounce by BB

The best excuse is that he has a shit coach

Barnes chip kicks ahead and the ball goes into touch on half way

Sharks look really terrible so far. clueless

Anesi is shit

he still kicked with 2 outside

Anesi and Shmoo fuck things up in their own quarter and the Sharks have a scrum wide out on the right

Hows Anesi keeping Barnes out?

The Sharks would struggle in Sydney Subbies

Not 2nd Division

Tahs defensive pressure stuffs the Shorks but they have another scrum 30 out.

Tahs need to start smacking the scrum

Tahs big on the counter ruck and it is paying dividends

Hope they can keep it up Juan

Apart from Goode kicking the ball the Sharks have got nothing

Anesi cocks it – Tahs touched it on the way thru

Sharks lineout on Tahs 22

They do have something but they learned not to show it in the first ten like last week

Sharks hammering away but going nowhere. Eventually the kick thru goes into touch and the Tahs have lineout 10 out

When they showed their shit early against the Saders, they had no tricks left

Tahs under pressure but clear eventually thru Mitchell

Sharks inside 22 and have advantage

Fucking Shmoo. Dickhead

What a fuck up that lineout was from the Tahs. Poor ball off the top from Dennis and it almost cost them a try

Poor option by Burgess. Slow reaction by the forwards

Goode going for poles

Kicks it 6 all

Burgess otherwise playing well

Carter is a magician

a very crap one who does kids parties

FUCKING STUPID OFFLOADS!!!! Carter needs to start running and stop fucking around

The Tahs are awful, they cannot put anything together and they may as well just kick the fucking thing if this is the best they’ve got with running it

Why are we trying to play touch? The Sharks will eat that up

Tahs scrum manning up and they get a short arm

Hangers hit late could be a card

Trip – that’s a red card

Hangers puts a kick thru and is feeled by a shark who tripped him. That’s a yellow

TRIP IS A FUCKING RED CARD YOU SOFT COCK TOUCHIE

maybe the tahs can do something with a poor sharks outfit down to 14.

Maybe not

That was something out of a Benny Hill movie

Tahs lineout on 22 of sharks

Right – let’s maul it over

Tahs have advantage

YEE HAH TOM CARTER

Tahs go again for lineout from penalty.

Carter is a fucking useless cock

Tahs backline look like they don’t know each others names let alone play together

Tahs hammer thru forwards as their backs are soooo shit

another one in the bin

sharks down to 13

Another penalty and another card. Goode gone

tahs will still struggle

see ya

Tahs have to scrum it surely

Another yellow

Sharks discipline is what is killing them this season. Shocking

Smit is being a pillock about it.

This is the worse than last year, the Tahs are just fucking woeful

Sharks delaying for all they’re worth.

Tahs scrum 5 out just the left of poles

That’s it – Smit to tighthead. Pushover please

Sharks collapse

sharks off the hook – so to speak

Waugh brings another scrum. Perfect opportunity to have Cliffy tap it

IMHO

The Tahs jump the gun on engagement and the shorks clear to their 40

aaaah ffs

Fucking idiot.

sharks score!

Kankowski scores runaway try

Miles offside

Kearns whinging but its a try and he’s in my fantasy team

Tahs deserve that for fucking around with the scrum.

Ahh.. the Tahs. Gotta love em..

Not so much the scrum as just fucking around with the ball

Should have mauled that LO

Tahs must control things now

Time for Burgess and Hangers to stand up.

Anesi turns over the ball at the ruck and the Sharks look great.

Sharks 5 mtr scrum

Anesi fucking useless

Tahs fucking useless, more like.

Waugh needs his head kicked for not taking the points

How can the Sharks be in this game

Because they’re not that bad a team.

If the sharks go in here the crowd should walk.

Tahs look shot

Yeah its not just the ticket price that shits me about the SFS – its the fact that the home team can play shit like this

Sack Hickey. Sack Carter.

Sack Anesi.

Sharks advantage and the Sharks will get some points

sharks go for poles

Get Waugh off. Evening Blou

I have the solution for the Shorks

start with 13 men

Yeah seems to bring out the best in them

they even scrum better

Sharks back to 15 men

Pinnaer gets it. the Sharks have scored 8 points with 13 men

This is embarrassing

Tahs get possesion from kick off. they must scrore here

They go close thru taffy

Have reviewed the first yellow and its not a red. Sometimes even I’m wrong

Try Hangers

Hangers in

Confirmed?

Now everyone help me out on the Hangers thread on TYS :)

they made hard work of but the Tahs got there. terrible skills from the Tahs but maybe this is what they needed.

Barnes kicks it

Some fucking ordinary interplay there. Thank god for Hangers

Female ref’s assistant is a bit tidy :)

Shocker by Pienaar led to it.

Tahs blow the re-start and the Sharks have a scrum on the tahs 40

Mumm needs a kick up the arse

What the fuck are Foley and Hickey doing???

Our restarts are SHIT

Tahs get scrum short arm again. At least the srcrum is going well

foley is coaching a good scrum

thats about it

Sharks back to full strenght

Pienaar fucking around too much. Tahs could have been pinged for going early but…

Tahs lineout on their 40 and they drive inside sharks half

Backs have a crack but do nothing

Maul is too high

carter you beaut

Your comment has been sent:)

Forwards ball and they show the way with some good short passing but they backs turnover again

Classic sook-face from barnes

Need another try here

Yeah well – he’s a QLDer so sook-face is genetic

Carter should be first receiver crash-ball

Tahs scrum as the Shrks were the ones to knock on previously

Good game so far? Just got back from Crusaders v Blues press conferences

Straight at Goode

Typical Tahs shit

Nah Harfish – been a bit shit all up

Carter goes over but might be held up

No way upstairs is going to confirm that…

Here’s Skid

Tahs finally worked thru some phases but were lucky to get away with a blatant knock-on from Le Fuse

Douglas is doing the hard work again

Yeah it was a dodgy call by Marks for Baxter’s run

Try

my arse

In the old days what would the ref have done?

guessed

Too much fucking around with this TMO thing

Skid would have had to check with someone competent

w some other bloke guesses

Danny Green is in the crowd. Go the Green Machine. Nice bloke.

now…

Barnes misses it

That try shouldn’t go to Carter – should go to Douglas

Green is a pussy

:-)

Sharks a chance here as the tahs blow another restart

I’ll tell him that tall red-headed Boer nerds don’t like him :)

Tahs save the day and turnover the ball and Goode has a droppie from half way

I wanna see Green fight Sortiropoulos

Half time

Harfish

xing or MMA?

boxing or…

MMA

Sorti will kill him

get him on the ground

over

so pissed I couldn’t get tickets for the Sydney event

if he does Blue – heard of Ray Mercer?

If Green lands the first punch Sorti would be a bit groggy I’d reckon

yes re Mercer – whaty about jim?

him

problem is

Green will have no takedown defence

he is on his back in 2 seconds flat

boxers ahve not made it in MMA

That was the worst half of rugby this year. The Tahs are kidding themselves if they think they will go anywhere near the finals.

Their whole backline is a waste of time, you cannot blame Carter as there is no one else who is playing any better. Hangers is the only one that looks like he knows what to do with the ball.

they simply can’t learn ground game wihtout wrestling or ju jitsu

@blue http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2009/06/14/ray-mercer-embarrasses-tim-sylvia-in-birmingham/

Looks like the Waratahs are the pretenders and the Reds contenders this year

washed up boxer still hits harder than any MMA..

Juan – if that’s the worst half, clearly you watched neither of the halves between the Brumbies and the Lions. Though they had the excuse of wet weather.

epi that’s funny

Blue – you must admit plenty of street brawlers have made it in MMA though. Look at some of the big Yank units getting around.

epi i recmon maek ten simlar matchups and the MMA guys will win way more often

nta

treet brawlers do no last

Prolly Blue but not if they try and stand with them

the real champs are the ju jitsu guys ecept for a couple of guys who have chins of steel

Actually I’ve just seen Jannie’s trip again and its a fucking trip – red card. Give him 2 weeks off

I agree Thommo, hard to believe that the Tahs are so poor.

nta he will be cited and gone

idiot

green would go ok if he spent a couple of months with rickson gracie or someone.

TPN is carving up in contact at the moment

Tahs with all the ball and not nearly enough in the way of results

Tahs are so boring the coverage has turned to UFC

lol

Get Horne on the field at 50 minute mark

epi true – he is atheletic enough

Mitchell to fullback, Horne to 13 and Carter to 12. Drag Barnes as he is not worth a squirt of piss at the moment

Hickey really does a good job of developing his players.. Barnes, Kurtley, Tahu etc. etc.

he also does great interviews

They really seem to lift for him

Explain, Mr Hickey

Mumm has lost his fucking head

what did I miss?

lucky for the Tahs the Sharks are useless on attack

No-one running straight really on either side

Tahs playing forcing backs and little else

Sharks go from turnover and work it into tahs half but they then turnover with a knockon

props must no offload

Tahs players isolating themselves everywhere

Props don’t offload. Not real ones.

lol

Sharks looking to slow the game down by faking injury at every break. This isn’t helping the Tahs who need to find some continuity

He did get an accidental eye poke. And he’s a back.

Tahs scrum 35 out from their line

Another shark goes down with injury, nothing in it

Do the Waratahs really think they are going to draw crowds with this Shite?? Win or lose nobody is going to pay good money to watch this.

Waugh having a bitch about it

Mowen and Horne

tahs huddle but no c^&* ot F&*ks

No spirit

Locks shouldn’t get injured in scrums.

Tahs pass three wide from scrum and then boot it, what’s the point?

carter claps becuase Tahs make 10 metres

fuckwit

Tahs get some ground with a lineout on the Sharks 35

He’s a bit slow old Tom

THIS IS A FUCKING TERRIBLE GAME OF SHITHOUSE RUGBY

They blow the lineout and the sharks clear. Tahs 22 drop

thank god I did’t go

Yeah even the $20 tickets would have been a ripoff

BACK YOURSELVES FUCK YA!

Tahs look to scared to even attempt anything remotely expansive

whoever wins will not deserve it

HANDS IN THE RUCK

haahahah kick it son!

here is a go!!! haha

TGreat opportunity to run the ball and Mitchell kicks it. That is the Tahs gameplan and it is fucked

RUN. THE. FUCKING. BALL. YOU. CUNTZZZZZZ

Marto giving Waugh some stick

Try Tahs

Try TPN

leave it to the front rowers to run straight

My feed is lagging

did Marto just say “Carter runs through pudding”?

TPN has made yards all night. Deserves that try

Nice try!

Ahh.. the fucking ACDC again..

Good lineout and a solid run from Carter who set the ball up and Burgo feed Poly from short range

can they get through a game without mentioning it..

that said – at least Marto has almost got through the game without vilifying gays.

Now don’t blow it you pricks

He was vilifying backs I think you’ll find

Carter = crash ball. See? I’m a genius

Kaf complementing the Tahs on some running rugby – fucking hardly. two crash balls isn’t running rugby. Maybe he meant it wasn’t kicking rugby

Deysel on – this could get physical

He was out!

Try sharks

Well worked by the Sharks who went thru plenty of phases and then Jacobs went over from close range

ALberts was a foot out when he “popped” it back in

Goode kicks it

Yank Dennis. Get Mowen on

We need to fix our fucking restarts. Forget everything else at training this week

so the Smit prop thing is over?

Tahs back to the kicks and this one gets a reward with the sharks knocking on. Tahs scrum 40 out

Surely Smit can’t continue to prop – he’s getting beaten senseless.

Fuck I hate accidental offside, especially at a ruck

Its a cock Law like lineout numbers

Sharks bashing away in tight and making yards

Jacobs over cooks a kick and the Tahs have 22 drop out

if the Tahs don’t lift the Sharks are going to finish all over them.

Tahs look like they are going to the bench soon

Yep Sharks reversing their form from last week where they stung the Saders early. They’re getting faster.

They’re just nudging the Tahs back again and again, waiting for the inevitable mistake

Our maul used to be awesome

Tahs happy still to kick away possesion

Remember when the Tahs could maul 20m against anyone?

Sharks penalty and they will go for points for sure. about 40 out

MUMM GET OFF!

Considering the state of the game – Hickey really is a cock for serving this up

Hickey is a fuckwit. Get Mumm off and put Mowen on. Dennis to lock now

Why would Hangers chip a kick thru when no one else knew about it?

Because we have no game plan

Can’t even kick the ball out. Sack Barnes

crowd booing the tahs.

TPN special

I cannot understand this?