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Put your guesses in the comments, or if you prefer ask your own question in a Haiku..

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Moses spends far too long on G&GR, dealing with the totality of the strength and conditioning, the medical, the rugby side of things, strategy, the review, preview of the internet itself and also the individuals. A Waratahs apologist and rib-eye steak enthusiast, he is often found working behind the scenes keeping the G&GR juggernaut afloat.

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  10. Moses on

    Is indeed Sharpe.

    I’m sure he’ll revert to being crap just as soon as he puts on that purple jersey, but you’d have to agree that he’s had mojo in the last few matches..

    another one:

    Gets the girls horny
    Made Force look ordinary
    Future Wallaby

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  18. Gagger on

    Haiku and Rugby – a perfect match

    Pedro – the worlds best 7, of course! (very clever on the Waugh reference)

    WM – Kimlin

    Another:

    defensively weak?
    rubber ball for a hammy
    dunk me in your tea

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  19. Patrick on

    that’s easy – defensively weak gives it away :) !!!
    Also to be precise a rubber ball might be a lot more resilient than whatever the hell that tea-bag actually has.

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  24. Gagger on

    I reckon WMs is AAC for the BaaBaas

    Moses 1 = Antipodeans
    Moses 2 = clue here

    Next one. Slightly more cryptic:

    Was it the money?
    or was it for emeralds?
    mothers boy took chance

    Please show your workings in your answer

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  26. Moses on

    That one is cryptic gagger,

    I’m thinking perhaps Giteau. Emeralds is a reference to the colour of the Force jersey and the mining dollars that took him out west. Mummy boy cause he wants to go back to canberra.

    Though any reference to Mum has me thinking of the white Mummba..

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  33. Gagger on

    Was it the money? Rumours of poor investments
    or was it for emeralds? The emerald Isle; Ireland
    mothers boy took chance Mummba played well in his spot

    Anyone? Just shows he shouldn’t have gone!

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  38. Wagga Magpie on

    Queensland and the Force
    Could not find a place for him
    New king of Clermont

    Not a Wallaby but you still be known to you boys in the UK

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  40. Gagger on

    WM – Brock James? Thats a bit of a random one

    Bobas – I like your innovations in Haiku. Turner?

    Injury magnet
    my new runnings are cool man
    clint would say right turn

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  41. Wagga Magpie on

    yeah very random gagger – thought i might spice it up a bit. yours is tough…tahu? injury magnet is the only one i can pick

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  43. Gagger on

    C’mon guys, use the noodle! Tim Tam’s not the only chronic injury magnet in Aussie rugby. Surely Bobas will get it.

    Moses – too easy, JC, but I like it.

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  47. Moses on

    I thought Tahu based on his being taught a new way to run with the gluteal activation. How bout Berrick?

    It’s NOT night sky blue
    Ask the wiggle who wears it
    Fúck me, it’s purple

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  48. Gagger on

    Nice one Pedro, had me thinking, but the back of Burke is pretty far away….

    Moses – is yours about an individual player, or just a swipe at the Force in general?

    Looks like my Haiku goes undefeated….

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  49. Pedro on

    Yeah Matt Burke, did you get the full back part?
    also..
    Did you know:

    Second-highest Super 12 scorer of all time (behind Andrew Mehrtens).

    Second-highest scorer of all time in the Rugby Union Tri Nations (behind Mehrtens).

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  53. Moses on

    Gagger, is your one Lote?
    He’s kind of got cool runnings hair, has been injured heaps… no idea about the turn right reference.
    Only Clint I can think of is Shiffo..

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  54. Gagger on

    Pay attention grasshoppers…

    Injury magnet [I think he’s been injured more than fit]

    my new runnings are cool man [approached by Aus bobsleigh team; hence ‘Cool Runnings’ (the movie) ]

    clint would say right turn [Clint Eastwood’s line from movie Every Which Way but Loose: “Right Turn Clyde“]

    CLYDE RATHBONE

    My work here is done.

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  57. Gagger on

    Boble – I dont think we answered yours:

    its a brave new world,
    to play could cause him to die,
    precious stone player.

    Stirling Mortlock ?? Mort=death and Stirling refers to silver (although not a precious stone….)

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  60. Gagger on

    Good one Moses. Has to be Huxley.

    Aldous wrote Brave New World
    Brain troubles = death bit
    ‘Jewelian’ = precious stone

    Very clever Blobas. Who’d you nick it off?

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  61. Wagga Magpie on

    Fuck you boys are smart. Maybe I should spend less time on the blogs and more time in the books.

    Youth not on my side
    In solving these tough haiku
    Leave it to the men

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  62. Bobas on

    Yeah was huxley.

    I was just thinking of some general clues that you’d need to answer all three to be right.

    Would have never got the Rathbone one for that reason, no idea about eastwood.

    How about this one.

    “First man on the earth,
    shot from half way at kings games,
    Used to work at maccas”

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  64. Bobas on

    Yeah correct.

    He used to make shot from halfway at the the old sydney kings games, he got them more often than not.

    Fired flat ones into the bottom of the backboard square.

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