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Welcome to our new regular feature where our guest agony aunt Bakkies “Baby Eater” Botha will apply his considerable life coaching and conflict resolution skills to solving your problems. Our first letter to Bakkies comes from New Zealand.

 

 

Dear Bakkies,

I am a very well known and dashingly good looking international referee who has been tragically dealt some unfair blows recently.

Like any kiwi man, woman or child, I enjoy a drink or two because, let’s face it, there’s fuck all else to do over here. This was part of my flamboyant persona over the years, as I stamped it onto some of the most important international rugby games of modern times.

I’d go as far as to say more often than not people were turning up or tuning into games more so that they could see and hear me, rather than the players. However, the powers that be rarely admitted the importance of my role. Jealousy I guess.

Anyway, the drinking all got a little out of hand when I turned up pissed at the morning of a SANZAR referees conference. I swear no-one would have known except for the bottle of vodka I’d forgotten I was carrying, the chunder down one leg, and that I’d made ‘the elephant’ with my cock and trouser pockets.

But get this, apart from paying me a wage while I drank my ring out for the last couple of years and went from “controversy to controversy”, the NZRFU have done fuck all to help me and have given me the arse, simply for turning up pissed to work.

How unsupportive is that? Bakkies, what should I do?

Yours sincerely,

SW from the Shaky (the DTs are a shocker) Isles

 

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Dear Mr Ref

This year I may have some sympathy with you since we have ref rankings in place. If it was last year I would have pray for you because you lot gave me enough grieve in Australia and nearly drive me to the same thing.

Hell I nearly end up with a Wallaby eye in my rugby bar collection due to you Kiwi lot. Growing up at Secunda in the East Rand , I sure know all about doing nothing, but that havent drive me to alcohol, end up with a bigger cock, only toy I had as a kid.

The best advice I can give you is to change glass with cock and end up on a high!

Bakkies

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<span class="dsq-postid" data-dsqidentifier="2699 https://www.greenandgoldrugby.com/?p=2699">9 Comments

  1. thescarfman on April 30, 2009 1:06 pm

    please more ask bakkies. yes, i’m lmao.

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  2. PaarlBok on April 30, 2009 2:12 pm

    You lot better stay away from Bakkies, he’ll akkies allover ya.

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    • Patrick on April 30, 2009 3:45 pm

      Don’t worry PaarlBok in the flesh I would definitely be very nice to Bakkies!!

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  3. maty on May 1, 2009 1:54 pm

    i wish bakkies could see this but very much doubt he wastes time on blogs. but give the guy his due, probably the greatest enforcer in the game today, and in a while actualy. the last lock of his quality and precents was martin johnson im my opinion

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    • Gagger on May 1, 2009 2:01 pm

      Are you impuning that this isn’t Bakkies own work?

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  7. mathew on July 8, 2009 11:15 pm

    what a dirty player but fuvking funny

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