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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Sunwolves v Lions Rnd 1 2016

    Lions turning down shots but 100 mph jailbreak plan hampered a bit by handsies. after that shocking kicking effort Jantjes may as well stay on the pitch at HT rather than face the wrath of Coach Ackerman Sunwolves defending well, winning some quality TO's and outside backs coming up well to...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    O'Connor suffers heart attack

    I wouldn't want to be "revived" by Gorgodze
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Blues v Highlanders Round 1

    Blues: 33 Highlanders: 31 Been up all night watching replays. Just starting to calm down now. I dont even give a shit that Luatua wandered back on D for the 2nd try like he was still at the fuckin beach. Or that Visinia was also lost in the midday sun at night positionally a...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Avatar /Signature Bets

    if cyclo's not taking that one then I will. Would understand if he did though. After the Cantabs ship 74 points in ONE MATCH in pre-season? MAKES SENSE. OH YES. The punters should be queuing up. Also, ANY rugby expert will tell you pre-season matches give a VITAL indication as to final...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Beautiful Rugby Grounds

    could see a Tasesa Lavea grubber winding up in the drink there
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Beautiful Rugby Grounds

    maaaate, Field of Dreeeeams....... On the other hand, the new Lancaster Park groundsman Mr Gene Gunston of Wollongong looks to be currently experimenting with some sort of cost-cutting gravel-based gravel-upon-gravel turf hybrid....... "Yeah mate. Straight from the quarry."...
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    ps introducing volunteer contributors as idiots and clowns then editing "pored over" to the grammatically incorrect "poured over" is pretty fuckin lame if you ask me
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    unabridged copy of front page version....... Auckland Blues 2016 Hello. Resident Rugby Expert Dr D.Pillock here. Well, the Auckland Blues pre-season is now in full swing: "14th out of 15 last year. Why bother, fuck this, let's get naked!" Seriously though. No more arsing about...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    It actually hurts my brain with the what if's when I think about that player. 2011 Super semi, he's carving up on a sunny day in Bokke Land. This is the future, super titles beckon, the next dynasty, All Black great in the making, the next coming of Cullen, but by then he's already proven to be...
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    refuse to get too excited he could still go the Boric neck route and have to retire, which would dismally cap off what would surely be the most muddle fucked top-flight rugby career in history. Hits big time, kicks arse for 12 minutes, says nah, fucks off for France $$, then says nah to that...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby Jerseys 2016

    gotta say though, I am glad the pixellated out the huge white cock and balls previously emblazoned all the way across the chest.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby Jerseys 2016

    or maybe it was some racial inclusion motif thing but she got confused as fuck along the way "yeah, the red represents the uh the American red Indian...... and the black is for the black jokers...... and the yellow is uh for..... the new chinamen in the division......" goddamn I hope they have...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby Jerseys 2016

    Argyle has NO PLACE in a rugby jersey, South Africa. NO PLACE. It looks like a colourblind Aunty Doris ran out of the black squares that were sitting next to the Bernina and, sozzled on sherry, unwittingly biffed some yellow ones on there by mistake.
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Jonah Lomu has Died....

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11582395 Nadene Lomu has an idiotic burl at fudging the books two months after husband's death --NZ Herald-- The executor of Jonah Lomu's will is raising questions after discovering the All Black's widow made multiple...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    Auckland Blues U-21's to lead the way. --NZ Herald-- Auckland Blues exciting young swatch of stars will be looking to take Super Rugby by storm this year. from left: Jordan Trainor, Reiko Ioane, Akira Ioane, TJ Faine (top), Sam Nock and Blake Gibson. Except the Ioane brothers will be...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Japanese Top League - Now showing on Stan!

    Official IRB Match Report Panasonic: 27 Toshiba: 26 Steyn: 25 donuts Woah what a finish. NOT helped by fat fuck Frannie Steyn, fuck me how many chances does he want? First his ratshit kick gifts it to Tanaka, hello trytime down the other end 10 seconds later then Kahui puts the bovine twit...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Japanese Top League - Now showing on Stan!

    poor old dusty sandlot pitch for the semi's. half expected to spot Beegee Williams circa 1976 tour of South Africa bustling across the parched plains. Come on Japan, you can concoct a porn industry that's probably bigger than NZ's GDP, surely you can grow some bits of fuckin grass for a...
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Western Force - 10 years on

    I see the future of the Western Force as them being bought up lock stock and barrel (ARU need the $$, they'll sell them off, money talks baby) by an Auckland real estate conglomerate to serve as a feeder franchise for the Auckland Blues and their more unruly charges. Send the juvees awayyy off...
  19. Dismal Pillock

    Richie Mccaw retires

    damn, if I'd known his birthday falls on the last day of every year I could've shoehorned that into the subtitles for his movie http://captiongenerator.com/73988/Richie-Mccaw-The-Movie-Trailer "Mccaw, born aged 1, refused to retreat from his prostrate position all over the womb until the last...
  20. Dismal Pillock

    Pic needs a caption

    "Solution to stop excessive hair from tipping him over? Change ball to other hand." - Coach Kirwan
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