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DOOOOOONT WORRY GUYS, JUST SOME GENERAL RUSTINESS FROM MIDWEEK GOLF TAKES TIME TO ADJUST BETWEEN SPORTS HANSENS GOT THIS ONE, HE SAID SO. NZ just planning for the quarters, testing the density of NH turf conditions by DROPPING THE FUCKING BALL ALL OVER IT, never mind Kieran Read's TOTAL...

nice pisstake article http://www.nzherald.co.nz/rugby/news/article.cfm?c_id=80&objectid=11524835 so relieved Hansen says theyve just been fuckin around in the long grass all this time. Load off my mind, all those balls dropped, shuntings into touch, gainline capitulations, flubbed high balls...

Gene Gunston here, on behalf of Gunston IITD, we're ready for the bastads We had Deans reroute the French, Irish, Welsh and Aussie regional bias bile inductors to cope with the expected insane backwash deluge of pure concentrated bile to spew forth at an unprecedented rate from Pommyland in...

As usual, the best part about any pommy sporting catastrophe has little to do with the event itself but the aftermath, that being, going around the pommy papers and beholding the whinging. The boot goes in bigtime. On their own kind. Hung out to dry, shot at dawn, dragged across town behind that...

#MOTM (Mugshot of The Massacre)

it's over, the hosts petris dish steroid regime in disarray, jittery hypos at halftime, tears, tatters, panicked injections of freeze dried blood into bums, too late baby LESSS FVCKINN GOSTRRRRAAAYYYAAA

Samoa could barely even be arsed going to ground to contest loose balls. Pathetic. 17-3 penalty count? Japan to beat the seppos next week, Scots to beat Samoa, group could be toight Is that the same Samoa side that almost tipped over NZ in the islands the other week? Holy shit, exactly how...

Show Pony Tuilagi hooked after 43 mins. What a fuckin joke that guy is. Born with all them immense natural physical attributes, probably bigger and faster than every other prick on the field, every time he steps on almost any field, but I'd take 62 kg Terry fuckin Wright over the fluffybunny any day...

um guys, I HATE to broach this subject so early on in the piece and I know it is HIGHLY unlikely........ but we may need to start making contingency preliminary funeral arrangements. For the forum. For if Australia go out of RWC 2015 in the 1st round. What will happen to the forum? First...

it seems borderline deluded to me that the AB's coaching panel keep fronting up post-match and seem so nonplussed about it all, virtually blase. Completely calm, we got this one, no worries. Really? Guys? It sure as fuck dont look like a keeping-powder-dry scenario to every other prick in the...

Official IRB Match Report NZ vs Georgia I NOW KNOW WHAT HOT FUCKING BUMSEX ON THE INSTALLMENT PLAN LOOKS LIKE. GREAT EFFORT VERSUS THE GEORGIAN MENS SENIOR B TEAM,, GUYS "More accuracy please", says...

More hot garbage. "Accuracy" says Mccaw? Try pre-season Super XV side. Kieran Read, a punchdrunk child. More "rustiness" can fuck right off, wft, this is supposed to be their peak form after 4 years of precious fucking around France/Ireland, take a number and form an orderly queue, these...

BOILOVER IN MILTON KEYNES BATH. Just kidding. Canada were looking good at 18-24 though. Then they shelled a few passes, France realized their rugby royalty, and the rest is history. The frogs looked like world champions elect in the first 20. NZ are fucked.

just the 4 times chief. bloody pole looks rigged to me. Some fairly crap options in there. A few good ones towards the end though. I think we can all agree on that.

How badly has rugby fucked up your shit? Who has the most rugby injuries? To what extent is all of your shit falling apart? Lay out all the grisly details here. A doctor will be along shortly to assist your gimpy blind fat arse. I was so bored I made my wee graph for mine. Fucked from the knees...