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  1. Dismal Pillock

    RWC QF 2 NZ v FRA (Millenium Stadium) 18th Oct 0600 AEDT

    Official IRB Match Report NZ vs France
  2. Dismal Pillock

    RWC QF 2 NZ v FRA (Millenium Stadium) 18th Oct 0600 AEDT

    Official IRB Halftime Match Report
  3. Dismal Pillock

    RWC: AUS v ENG (Twickenham): POOL A; 6am (AEDT) Sunday 4 October

    goddamn its hard to just make up jokes Q: Why did Joe Marler cross the road? A: Because the pavement was too straight and he suddenly wanted to turn right. Q: Why did Joe Marler cross the road? A: Because wheel. Q: How many Joe Marler's does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 33-13.
  4. Dismal Pillock

    IF NZ and Aust meet ........

    i have read and reread thet post about 10x and just cannot see where you see the arrogance. ha, it's not like I'm all 3 of those things. Just two of them. tEACH RE: avatar bet, signature bet, you're just lucky this forum doesnt have name changing facilities then it would be that too. Oh...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    IF NZ and Aust meet ........

    here mate, just biff this one at them if it happens again:
  6. Dismal Pillock

    RWC QF 2 NZ v FRA (Millenium Stadium) 18th Oct 0600 AEDT

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/national/news/video.cfm?c_id=1503075&gal_cid=1503075&gallery_id=155096 Came across as borderline psychopathic. Preternatural serenity, 101% guiltfree confidence, seems to be at ungainly odds with the 240 mins of grotty rugby vs minnows. Comes out and basically says...
  7. Dismal Pillock

    RWC QF 2 NZ v FRA (Millenium Stadium) 18th Oct 0600 AEDT

    so they rebel against the coach because he's not "charismatic" enough? fuckin hell, what chance, say, an Ian Foster? He'd walk in for his interview and wouldnt even make it to his seat. "Le fuckin' oute!" they'd say Do they want a rugby coach or Clark Gable on a fuckin stick? Either...
  8. Dismal Pillock

    JOC (James O'Connor) Gooonne

    Actually just got curious what happened to him, turns out he's still only 32 and plays in France. Had a look at his twiter thing and he's got a vid up highlighting a tackle he made.... during the 2007 World Cup. WHAT. THE. FUCK. That's like admiring the architectural stylings of the...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    The power of the press

    State of The Press For NZers it is sparse goddamn pickings out there. You have either www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby or www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/headlines.cfm?c_id=4 Are there others? If there are, please let me fuckin know! Please! Get me the fuck off of of this 2-carriage railroaded...
  10. Dismal Pillock

    RWC QF 2 NZ v FRA (Millenium Stadium) 18th Oct 0600 AEDT

    hehe, nice one KP. if it was up to you all Reechie haterz out there it'd be
  11. Dismal Pillock

    RWC QF 2 NZ v FRA (Millenium Stadium) 18th Oct 0600 AEDT

    Hold still, this won't hurt a bit.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Avatar /Signature Bets

    Disgracefully, I am betting against the AB's this weekend. A big one, avatar & signature for the remainder of 2015 RWC. I will gladly sport whatever horrors you send my way because that will mean NZ have won. After an entire season of tenured crockery rogery I just cannot see 80 minutes as...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    RWC QF 2 NZ v FRA (Millenium Stadium) 18th Oct 0600 AEDT

    Great. Just bloody great. France get their shit game for Rugby World Cup out of the way and its not versus NZ. They'll be back on song next weekend, gallant gallic gonads of garlic ready for their usual vicious Barnes Storming party trick of shattering hopes and dreams FUCK THESE GUYS...
  14. Dismal Pillock

    RWC QF 4 AUS v SCO (Twickenham) 19th Oct 0200 AEDT

    Someone should ask Doug Howlett how saving starters for the semis works out oh shit yeah great idea
  15. Dismal Pillock

    RWC: AUS v WAL (Twickenham): POOL A; 2:45am (AEDT) Sunday 11 October

    It was an incredible BrainLock Byron moment. Dung-browed, cross-eyed, pretty much the nadir of mankind's opposable thumbness Post Sponsored Affiliate http://gunstonlegal.wix.com/legal
  16. Dismal Pillock

    RWC: AUS v WAL (Twickenham): POOL A; 2:45am (AEDT) Sunday 11 October

    Wales total drongos. Aus only needed 13 tough bastards to cope with that monobrowed meathead game plan. "Guys, plan A, punch it up straight with Roberts and North, game of attrition, we'll breach them eventually." "Um fellas........ plan A isnt working, whats plan B?" "Plan A is to punch it...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    RWC: AUS v WAL (Twickenham): POOL A; 2:45am (AEDT) Sunday 11 October

    goddamn how shit are Wales, havent even looked like thinking about dwelling on the distant notion of how to create a try, just playing for pens. Aussie boofheads have got this one iHomo. Haha Genia didnt want to know about the up and under with Anscombe, heard the footsteps baby, felt the...
  18. Dismal Pillock

    RWC: NZ v TONGA (Newcastle): POOL C

    yeah saw that too, just sad, the captain, the stallion, a disappointment, a cross-eyed punchdrunk gelding fuck yes but from the moment that heartbreaking bastard signed away his AB future for a turgid bag of eurowieners, and Hansen said "he's goign to have to play VERY well to make it now" the...
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