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  1. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2015 Final - Australia v New Zealand, Twickenham, Sunday 1 November, 3:00 AEDT

    White Christmas Parade in November --Christchurch Gazette. Today's "White Christmas Parade" in Christchurch, New Zealand was well received by elderly Christchurch residents. "I thought it was lovely that the young people got together and organized a White Christmas parade. And this far...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2015 Final - Australia v New Zealand, Twickenham, Sunday 1 November, 3:00 AEDT

    Some brazen cherry-picking of google pics from W.O. Chch: "By hokey Timaru, whatever will she do now, the money or the bag? A 3.50 gift certificate at Levene's or some silly little plastic curling things for the hair that you can buy for $2 in the future at The $2 Shop?"
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Ideas for Australian Rugby Union

    "Best of order, please, best of orde YOU! Stay prone! Do not even look upon me with your naked eye! Now then, where was I? Oh yes. Thank you for electing me to the post of ARU CEO for the day. My name is Dismal Pillock and without further ado, I would like to formally announce my first official...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2015 Final - Australia v New Zealand, Twickenham, Sunday 1 November, 3:00 AEDT

    just watched replay and, as mentioned 184 times in this thread already, Owens fucked up bigtime. he let all the NZ knock-ons go bar B.Smith one at the back and, sorry guys, but 2 and 3 out from the ruck the Aus D was living offside in the 1st half. Soon as Owens had his back turned they crept...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2015 Final - Australia v New Zealand, Twickenham, Sunday 1 November, 3:00 AEDT

    ps people complaining about all the kiwi fucktards on their "facebook feeds" (?) have ZERO recourse. It's facebook. You signed up for it. It's your fucking fault. You don't see awesome corrosively-handsome pricks like me on fuckin' "facebook." Are you also the type of person who, on...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2015 Final - Australia v New Zealand, Twickenham, Sunday 1 November, 3:00 AEDT

    Official IRB 2015 Rugby World Cup Victory Parade Human Gridlock in downtown Onehunga. Similar scenes in Otahuhu. "Attention, motherf**krs. "The Funeral Procession and Celebration of The Dead Dreams of The Foreigners will begin here and continue on to Eden...
  7. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2015 Final - Australia v New Zealand, Twickenham, Sunday 1 November, 3:00 AEDT

    haha, as if bro. neither me nor the fuckhead Blues had any of it to start with. nah, I've said my piece a coupla times in this thread, Grin & Goad Rugby just not my scene sorry
  8. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2015 Final - Australia v New Zealand, Twickenham, Sunday 1 November, 3:00 AEDT

    yeah might have to take refuge in my Battered Foreign Prick Wife 3-Man Threesome Wife Shelter until the national sterotype bullshit abates a bit Didnt sign up to a foreign prick rugby forum to deal with foreign pricks. Haven't quite worded that right now have I. oh well, fuckit, you...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2015 Semi Final 2 - Australia v Argentina Twickenham, Monday 19 October, 2:45 AEDT

    History will not judge us fondly. my take in 06:
  10. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2015 Semi Final 1 - NZ vs RSA Twickenham

    "Would you like them in a bag, Sir?" "No, that's ok, just unwrap the plastic and I'll pop them into my little fishing net here."
  11. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2015 Semi Final 1 - NZ vs RSA Twickenham

    hehe, re:Willin and his someecards avatar, I had a burl making some of them a while back. all x-rated of course
  12. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2015 Semi Final 1 - NZ vs RSA Twickenham

    thats right. SA managed to beat 3 defenders in the whole 80 minutes. All 3 were line breaks though. Get that fucking shit out of here. Hello, Morne Steyn called and he wants his rotting garbage from 2007 back. ________________________________ AB's won't dare say so in public - they'll...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2015 Semi Final 1 - NZ vs RSA Twickenham

    Sick in my fuckin guts. Fuck up after fuck up after fuck up. Rained all over the dry powder so didnt mind the grubbers but come on ffs SA playing for pens from minute 1, didnt even contemplate attempting to score a try. I dont care if its the 1975 Eden Park waterworld test, fuck that shit. I...
  14. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2015 Semi Final 1 - NZ vs RSA Twickenham

    Before last week I thought he was delusional. Just not the NZ way to be so confident. But the guillotine job in the quarters shows he isnt deranged. Now I think Hansen's blase thing be a fuckin master stroke. He knows history lumps the weight of a nation onto these poor young exalted...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    RWC QF 4 AUS v SCO (Twickenham) 19th Oct 0200 AEDT

    Pfitzy, i know you know youre nestled amongst your flock here but you do know that foreign freaks mock GAGR for those frame-by-frame see-whatever-you-want-to-see thingies. I reckon you should go the Hitler parody vid route. To fuck them up good and proper. Empty out the f-word tank...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    RWC QF 4 AUS v SCO (Twickenham) 19th Oct 0200 AEDT

    Referee Commends Son on Kick --SMH-- Local referee Mr Craig Joubert has commended his son "Bernie" on his offspring's successful kicking of a rugby football. The kick occurred during a rugby match between Australia and Scotland. "As a parent, all you can do is hopefully give them the tools...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    RWC QF 4 AUS v SCO (Twickenham) 19th Oct 0200 AEDT

    amazed the Scots hot potato game is actually working (if by not dropping the ball and going pretty much nowhere means its working) as soon as Aus get in oppo 22 they look about a 50% chance of scoring a try. wouldnt panuck yet Straya. Might need to shore some shit up at the other end though.
  18. Dismal Pillock

    RWC QF 3 IRE v ARG (Millenium Stadium) 18th Oct 2300 AEDT

    goddamn it must be fun to watch that 6 nations bullshit, stop, prop, flop, drop and flop some more. Then run straight into some prick. Then just kick the fuckin ball away after 10 phases of not getting through and everyone7s run out of puff. The Argies blindside tramline running was sexy as...
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