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Forgot about Rio, in that case I reckon they'll have a look at Elliot Dixon, if only to keep messrs Kaino and Read honest

But Sir I did not learn a single one thing! Have you all been drinking? We already have a metch-day thread right here!

GTFO Touring white South African side bring own white South African referee. --Super Rugby News-- Further to South Africa being gifted 2 piss-easy conference playoff byes, this weekend's visiting white South African side have brought their own white South African referee to ensure proper...

ha, Blues 2 wins from 6 played means they're a mid-table side here in the 2016 nanny state commie pinko "ribbon for everyone" let's kowtow to SA/ARU tv$$ Super 27. http://www.superxv.com/overall-super-rugby-standings/ If I win the seppo $1.6 billion powerball I'm marching straight back to NZ...

Sam Nock must be the keeper, messrs Hall & Guyton shown the door. Repetitive predictable shonky passes all but signposting to the opposing flankers "please feel free to run directly towards Ihaia West and smash the bastard" might do that. No wonder West stands so deep, he's trying to buy himself...

Everyone knows you don't need pants for volunteer cavity searches.

ha, I remmeber that one, from when he found a fish in the long grass and went ahead and called it "fishing". I have no issues with his current shot of Mccaw leading the troops, but if he wants to lend more of a rugby expert gravitas to his posts it would make sense to go with this...

he was electric alright. very alert. Maybe tanked up on Red Bulls or some sort of "energy substance" haha lets not beat about the bush any more, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE TO PLAY RUGBY WHILE SKY-HIGH ON LIQUID CRACK COCAINE not insinuating anything mind you. has a goddamn cracking...

so dumb considering a replay would show the Reds player gently shunting Faddes into Osborne. Enough to warrant a yellow for Reds guy? Who knows, that would've been another decision for Jacko and the TMO to potentially fuck up together in super slo-mo

my AB's for Wales, in order of importance (mainly the distance to their next challenger) as I would pencil them in if I was Mr Hansen: 9. Aaron Smith. (subs Chiefs TKB and Weber. TJPerenara can take his panicky spacco shit pass and piss off to the Pitcairns with fuckin Byron for all I care) 5...

Just unfortunate recruitment-wise that the Blues have no 2nd 5's, centres or fullbacks. Let's Review: 2nd 5's: 0 Centres: 0 Wings: Rieko Ioane, Moala (clueless at 2nd 5, he's a winger), Ranger, (even more clueless in midfield, def. a winger) Visinia (not a fullbacks arsehole. doesnt know...

To put it diplomatically, ref Glen Jackson's "just play on" style was "expressed" to the nth degree tonight. "Let the players sort of out , yeah knock on there, let it go, make up call for the one I let go just before, oops 6 inches offside, better call that one up just to keep them...

**NATIONAL FUCKING DISGRACE**. Landers summoning the Spirit of 2013 here. At least 30 missed tackles. The fringes of the rucks are a fucking free for all, this way gentlemen in red, at your fucking leisure. Luck Fucking Whitelock. This guy is not Super Rugby standard. Wouldn't make the...

Canes eventually quell Jags but not before the Argies break out the wendyball ref remonstration shit. Sanchez might be the most sumptuous kicker in world rugby but he can take that diveball "not the face!, not the face!" hollywood nonsense back to fuckin' Barcelona. **LIFETIME BAN FROM...

That fucking sucks. Wish I could hire Gary Gold to go and stand outside the lazy TMO fuck's house and scream his nuts off at him. Boggles the fuckin mind they can fuck these up, ALL the TMO has to do is watch telly in slo-mo for a living. They should just fire these dicks once they fuck up...

NZRFU draft 2 players into Auckland Blues --NZ Herald-- The NZRFU have today taken the unprecedented step of performing an emergency mid-season draft involving 2 Super Rugby players. The hitherto hidden sub-clause in NZRFU policy was enacted by an anonymous ex-Auckland Blues assistant...

holy shit that was boring. Fonotia, Great White Hope Superstar Johnny Mcnicholl (no John aged over 8 should still go by the name "Johnny", stop fucking around and grow up) VoilaVoila, multiple CantaBland bedshitters out there Although fuck the backs, considering the firepower in that...

TRYTIME: BEAVIS DRUMMOND.

EASILY the greatest 10-minute spell of Super Rugby this decade. I was still busy roaring like a wild-eyed spacco on the floor after the first try when the second one came. Then I had a full-blown heart attack in my brain. EASILY the greatest 10-minute spell in recorded rugby history...

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