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The clown that bumblefucked them to a 10-13 loss to the fuckhead Lions at Albany last season is starting? Against the Chiefs? Why don't you just send a fucking parakeet to stem the lava flow from out of fuckin Krakatoa? ffs there must somehwere you can shoehorn Moala in, biff him on the...

wft the ads to the right of the forum there, wft have I done to deserve this? i dont remember browsing the mens viagra over-40 muscle building websites required to trigger this shit oh God the things I could do to this pic with my tonka toy MS Paint set, holy shit, I think I need a cuppa tea...

The Tears of Phil Kearns --National Geographic-- It is basic science that The Tears of Phil Kearns are some of the most treasured minerals known to man. Just one single solitary tear, rubbed lovingly upon the fontanelle of a newborn infant, has been scientifically proven to: ward off...

Oops. I immediately rubbed the whole lot all over my penis. Nothing happened. Got any more there?

The tears of an increasingly desperate Phil Kearns attempting to barrack his losing, losing, lost Waratah boys over the tryline from the comm's box were today like liquid gold seepage, each one to be separately vialed and valeted via a winged chariot to the summit of Mt Satan, to be enshrined...

this is goddamn insane. someone's dragging the chain and I think i I know who..... __________________________________ Auckland Blues file to join Australian Super Rugby Conference. --NZ Herald-- The Auckland Blues have shocked the NZRFU by filing a motion to "immediately" join the...

https://assets.stuff.co.nz/video/production/1459626194228-neck%20grab.mp4 Chickenshit move from a very sad little cross man

Lot of weed in the Coromandel area alright. A LOT. The druggies would get the munchies then maybe spill some crumbs down their front and wouldn't have "clean" shirts then? And they'd get really big from eating too much hang on which side of the argument am i on here? Fucking hell this internet...

Auckland Blues attempt to forfeit match. --NZ Herald-- The Auckland Blues are in the process of attempting to forfeit their next scheduled Super Rugby match, away versus the rampaging & mighty Waikato Chiefs. "The forecast next week is for quite a bit of wind in the Greater Hamilton...

Maybe it's a Brumbies "player power" thing. Larkham doesnt want player power now that he's not a player or on the other hand wants player power but the players are wary of player power because players who used player power become coaches who dont want player power look its late and this post has...

highly technical. called "growing up chucking a ball around every lunchtime then after school eh."

Auckland Blues vs Jaguares Official Match Report & In-Depth Match Analysis: Rene Ranger, seen below at the after-match, still regaling all and sundry about his offload to Ihaia West for the try:

Brumbies looked lost and confused without their kick-to-corner then truck-and-trailer rolling maul and watch Pocock flop over for hat-trick try. Please do not tell me the Blues have to travel down to some tinpot Hamtown Stadium next Friday night to play those offloading bogan hick freaks. If...

Please redact this comment so I haven't read it yet. Easily the coolest name in the comp. "Ben Smith"? Get that weak shit out of here.

Landers open match with staggered defensive line wft was that just help yourself fellas. 14 pts down after about 2 minutes. Then they proceed to drop the fuckin ball 300 times to be on the wrong end of handling errors by around 20 to 5 by the end...... and still win the game in a canter...

Prepare to be let down. Whenever Blues play in Albany they lose all their bearings and wander into each other in the pitch black darkness and fall over in the rain and start crying and collapse completely. Plus, astonishingly, Tana has picked a pom named "Piers" to play at 2nd 5. A pom named...

Who the fark is "Joe Gibson"? Oh i get it, its code, Joe Edwards, Blake Gibson, = Blake Edwards, Pink Panther films, makes sense now, righto, as you were

"You ever see that movie 'Birdman', Ed? Well, you also missed what I slipped into your drink five minutes ago."

Moli the Wild Man of Borneo, last sighted in Singapore getting hit in the face with a rugby football. Although in fairness, the deranged San Wolf clowns behind him were not helping matters too much at fucking all. Did I see Yamada the fuckin winger at the back there? Closer viewing reveals...

hate to brag but I did already predict the ARU (Auckland Rugby Union) would take over the Western Force: http://www.greenandgoldrugby.com/community/threads/help-needed-with-daily-news.13356/page-3#post-813357 Looks like its come to pass 9 years earlier than my geniuios prediction of 2025 but...