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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Jaguares vs Chiefs - Round 4, 2016

    Great game but as soon as it started and the Jags started biffing it from everywhere I thought that's Chiefs style all the way, playing right into their hands Cruden the absolute clutch performer in the crucible. MOTMMVP Jags though, wow. Look to be the only non-NZ side I would go out of my...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    Auckland Blues Player Rankings: Round 3 2016 vs REDS 1 Ofa Tu’ungafasi: Larry. 2 James Parsons: Moe. 3 Charlie Faumuina: Curly. 4 Patrick Tuipulotu. wft has happened to this guy? Had the world on a stick but now he's trying to get usurped for higher honours by Luke fuckin Romano? 5 Josh...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Reds vs Blues Rd 4 2016

    i agree, goddamn ZERO TOLERANCE for that poofball shit, cannot have that insidious chicanery snaking its way into the game. Although, to contradict myself, in the players defense, he probably thought he had to sell it as, by that stage, the Blues wouldve needed a motherfucking hail of bugle...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Reds vs Blues Rd 4 2016

    SISTER KISSING NATIONAL FUCKING DISGRACE. Shonky fundamentals from the Blues galaticos of schoolboy stars. High and low passes at or behind the fucking man. As I predicted at HT the fat useless Blues pricks well and truly ran out of puff. And, barely having a brain between them at the best of...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Reds vs Blues Rd 4 2016

    oh FFS, Charlie F getting done at scrums by a fuckin reserve halfback sized fluffybunny having a burl at prop, Ofa dealt to too, Alan Parsons Project at hooker, wft. The Blues hefty D their only saving grace. it better be hefty too cos theres some unfit pricks out there who'll run out of puff, fuck...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Waratahs v Highlanders - Super Rugby R4 2016

    Landers fell in love with the kick. That bewitching bitch was just so sweet to them, how could they not. But love was blind, and by the time they realised the kick had become just another turned trick, exacerbated by a tired & staggered kick chase, they were arse-over-kite back down under their...
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Reds vs Blues Rd 4 2016

    guys, you seem to be forgetting that the Blues DO NOT travel well. I can count the number of Blues overseas wins in the last 3 years on the hand of one Queenslander. Whatever that means. Just throwing it out there. For banter etc. Anyway, sensor indicates I'm starting to get excited...
  8. Dismal Pillock

    England vs Wales

    no use googlign this one becuase i just made it up now: "Godwit's Law" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwit
  9. Dismal Pillock

    England vs Wales

    goddamn, so jews and gypsies are the same thing? man, I thought they were like hippies in caravans or some shit Hot Cox on Fire I need to get off the island more
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2016: New Zealand Conference

    How do I create a forum to ask such questions?
  11. Dismal Pillock

    England vs Wales

    Racism? Gypsy? Since when are gypsies a race? "Gypsy", that is a quality insult! "Gook", that's a racist insult. In summary; gypsy = good. gook = bad. Maybe Marler would've got away with it if he'd called the guy a "gypsy woman"? You'd have to laugh wouldnt you? WhoFT is going...
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Evolution at Green and Gold Rugby - PLEASE READ

    just had my THIRD brilliant "if I was running the forum" idea of the year. Actually, the other two were shit too but never mind that now. When the forum clears out in Dec & Jan, in order to arrest the "1 member online" evacuation syndrome, move the "Everything Else" topic up to the top...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    The Wallabies Thread

    Pfitzy's not biased. He's just foreign.
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Reds vs Blues Rd 4 2016

    NZ Herald on the Reds: http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11602343
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Rebels v Reds, Round 3 2016

    so if it happens form a conversion its game on? Reason I ask is Cantab's Mounga shanked a shot something horrible coupla weeks ago and Nadolo fields it by the sideline and damn near scored a try! Sounded like it wouldve been given too. Never seen that before. I imagine a few coaches watching...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Non-Australian Super Rugby - Round 3

    thought 2 of Yamada's 3 tries were due to forward passes. Ref caught up in the moment perhaps, yay, Sunwolves, this is so romantic oooh, what a lovely try scoring dive, the crowd love it, better not rain on the parade. ______________________________________ Chiffs game, one look at the sunny...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Rebels v Reds, Round 3 2016

    72,500 TV's reported smashed in Brisbane. -SMH- A record 72,500 TV's are reported to have been smashed simultaneously in Brisbane tonight. The outburst of violence is believed to have coincided with Reds player Kurevi daftly coughing up the f**king ball with time up on the clock and his team...
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Non-Australian Super Rugby - Round 3

    Some glorious **JAILBREAK** action there from The Highlanders. Highlanders high-tail it the fuck out of Carisbrook and head straight for the tryline at Forsyth Barr.
  19. Dismal Pillock

    Worst Commentator Pole Action

    hope Mccaw doesnt tarnish the legacy by giving commentating a burl. Or coaching. God, imagine that "OK, this time just tackle everyone non-stop for 80 minutes then lift the World Cup trophy above your head like so and smile, just like you did 4 years ago. Got it? Now you try."
  20. Dismal Pillock

    Worst Commentator Pole Action

    was curious to hear Christian Cullen in the comm box last weekend. Fairly bland start, maybe careful not to run off at the mouth too much; call it "The Marshall Law". All Sumo Stevenson's clever asides were met with stony silence. Not the best foil but hopefully he grows into it. Still at...
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