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Here we are at Round 3 and the usual Blues routine is up and running. That being, fleeing work in the flaming wheelchair every Friday afternoon like a bolt shot from the cock of Thor to hopefully catch the last 20 minutes or if its not televised (bloody TODAY) find there's no internet stream...

Fuckin love this one. Perfectly dismal & miserable: https://twitter.com/NihilistLeBron although looks like a fairly finite narrative, might already be running out of puff.......

i hate this thread now. Mods, please delete this thread. and Waipu Cove Old Boy's GAGR account. And mine. And Richard Graham's. And DiCaprio's. Especially DiCaprio's.

Bugger. RG getting cruelly and viciously **SACKED** is a terminal blow to my virtual cottage industry of pisstaking. Kirwan gone, Richard Graham gone, all this common sense, wft At least I have my memories..... collab w/H.Jarse:

Gave up after 20 mins of this cripplefight. Tough though for the Reds with only 14 contributing players; Worlds Greatest Player Goromaru made ONE touch finder then utterly vanished. Couldnt even see him in the entire screen on D for the kick through and he's the fuckin fullback. Maybe he needed...

Chiefs high wire act comes unstuck. Some anaemic D and a dysfunctional scrum. Pauliasu gets subbed at HT and they still go backwards. Yamashita? Yeah, I blame Oddjob.. Poor bugger, Vermeulen has reduced him to a bokkes almost man. If he was a NZer I'd have him ahead of Vito as Read's #8 back-up...

haha, brutal. Wish I'd known Coach Hansen was using the pool games as opposed training runs and flogging the team to hell and back at midweek practices!

A Crusaders vs Blues Match Review in 3 Movements. *sorry, "Robson and Crane" weren't able to make it so they sent the Blues tight 5 instead. Wretch Because the law forbids merchants players from Syracuse Auckland to enter Ephesus the Cantabs half of the field at New Lancaster...

ha, avatar's not too bad, bit reminiscent of one of my old records from back in the day Jesus, a 3-part match review of that shit? Nothing fucking happened! The Blues cross-eyed hooker threw 12 wonky lineouts, the tight 5 wandered around like lost puddings, then the final whistle went and...

jesus, bumblefukk blues just could not even iIMAGINE any way to get to the other end of the field. the more shit changes the more it stays the same ps could site admin please **BAN** the member named "Waiapohehu Oldboy". Any time tonight is fine. The reason is I saw him using...

Auckland Blues develop allergy to Crusaders half of New Lancaster Park --NZ Herald-- After the Blues spastic rudderless encampment in their own half for the entire duration of their 2nd round match with the Crusaders, word is coming through from the Blues dressing room that a number of Blues...

ps, Blues by Week 4:

Not players fault. Judging by those photos, Coach Graham may well have told his guys to please NOT stand directly on the advertising painted on the pitch because "blocking the advertising from being easily read might impact on the club's revenue and therefore on your salaries."

This is just unbelievable. Gibson taking the Cantabs / Auckland rivalry too far there I reckon.

no disgrace, can see those two giving EVERYBODY gyp there for the next 5 bloody years, at this level and - uh oh - the one above

Slackbladder might not persist with him. Might chuck Mckenzie in there, see what happens, he might kick on. Shit changes fast in pro rugby land these days, look at Bleyendaal, skews a couple of kicks in Week 1 and fast-forward to about Week 6, he wakes up in some phlegm-soaked Welsh valley...

Great to see the Crudenator back running the cutter. Damn I ended up pulling for Chiffs so he'd get one over Andy Ellis for being such a niggly tool quiet game for Ngatai but I 76% expected him to have a say in the clutch and there he was, winning final T.O at ruck. That player has just got...

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re Reds/NSWF Rd1 2016 game here, wft are they talking about the (hitherto silent) Kearns being "relegated to the spider cam"? Can't help but imagine him being trapped inside the technology and being unable to speak....... Life inside the Spider Cam for a silent Phil Kearns.

I'm in. Blues win, I have your avatar and sig for a week. PLUS you have to shoehorn a compliment to Isaia Toeava into EVERY post you make for the next week