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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2016: New Zealand Conference

    ha, not sure I'm even at denial yet. Ways to go before that. Maybe still at "disquiet" after the Reds fiasco. Next it's dissatisfaction. Then displeasure. Then dismay. Then discombobulation. Then disenfranchisement. Then disaster. Maybe then denial? Did I mention dysentary? ha oh yeah surely i...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Reds v Waratahs Round 5 - 2016 Super Rugby

    Good keen exchanges between these two deranged packs of aussie boofheads. Proaobly the most engrossing match up of foreign freaks I've seen this season. Although fuck knows how the Blues leaked 3 tries to those Reds last week. God, the Reds backs are like a rugby league team that's just been...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Non-Australian Super Rugby Matches - Round 5

    Just about time to engage in the Greatest Pleasure Known to All NZer's Both Living and Dead, that being discussing the composition of this year's New Zealand Rugby Football All Blacks. Other teams cope fine with the Bye but for the Blues it becomes a very tricky hurdle to negotiate indeed...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Chiefs v Force Round 5 2016

    with his exemplary decision making I'd far rather have him at centre. He just doesnt put a foot wrong and reads play so well. Fekitoa? 12 please. His decision making is just too erratic. Moala maybe a 12. Crotty? Poor Crotty.
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Rebels v Highlanders Super Rugby Rd 5

    Goddamn, Gregan, I just end up tuning out to everything he says. I wonder if he talks in that tone to his missus when he's trying to get a root. Or after he gets off a thrilling roller coaster ride. "We were seated on the roller coaster as it traversed around a pre-designed course. It made...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Rebels v Highlanders Super Rugby Rd 5

    kickfest from the Landers. did they really win the match 27-odd to 3 while managing zero line breaks? They are too close to Morne Steyn's Blue Balls for my liking.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Chiefs v Force Round 5 2016

    hot shit it is awesome watching the Chiefs play. Ball skills out of sight, awareness, guile. Everything the Auckland Blues galacticos of schoolboy star backs do not have one fucking iota of. The Western Force Electric Power & Utility Company & Guild of Unemployed Miners gave a fairly clumsy...
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Non-Australian Super Rugby Matches - Round 5

    The Kings leak a lot of points. A LOT. Teams are only needing to find 5th gear for about 10 minutes a game and that's enough to leave them in the dust. Please tell me the Bluestards play them this season. Even their spacco 3-wheeled Lada might be able to find 2nd gear for long enough to run...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Non-Australian Super Rugby Matches - Round 5

    Looks fine in the highlights, sounds shit in the thread. A.Savea with impressive crazy horse try. Bogan Barrett stretches the legs and off he goes. His pen kicking needs work though, looks like he doesnt stay in with the kick, starts absent-mindedly running off back to halfway half way thru his...
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues vs The Bye

    Kick off: Friday night, 3am Venue: It's only Thursday now but hooker James Parsons, AKA, The Alan Parsons Project, is surprisingly already at the match venue. Hooker James Parsons, sighted limbering up in the carpark outside the match venue. Two whole days before the match. Someone...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Pic needs a caption

    "Stop! Stop the game! I think I may have bum nits." "No, nothing back here....... the mic's on and there's a roll of krugerand peeking out of your bumhole....."
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Brumbies 2016

    ACT Brumbies chief executive and All Black legend Michael Jones fired --SMH-- ACT Brumbies CEO and All Blacks legend Michael Jones has been stood down by the club's board. No reason has been given for the sacking by the board apart from one member confiding that Mr Jones appeared "slightly...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Jaguares vs Chiefs - Round 4, 2016

    Site Admin, can we please get this sentence entered into the GAGR FAQ lexicology? Something fishy about them alright. I still half suspect they're not an actual rugby organisation at all and "Western Force" is just a power company in Perth that dispatches unemployed miners around the country...
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Jaguares vs Chiefs - Round 4, 2016

    "The remainder of the season"? Jesus no way I'm taking that bet ps now i feel bad for misleading poor Inaki. if yer still there buddy, i was just kidding. You can fly the Western Force decal for all I care. Cyclopath will reimburse you for the $20 after you PM him gah I just can't help myslef
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Reds vs Blues Rd 4 2016

    no shit I am actually nursing a crook muscle in my back after that. I think I may have caught a dose of epilepsy from Rieko Ioane thru the TV screen. "Blues are in here, 5 on 1 OHHHH"
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Jaguares vs Chiefs - Round 4, 2016

    Thanks. Please feel free to PM the member named "Gagger" in regards to collecting your $20 paypal reimbursement.
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Jaguares vs Chiefs - Round 4, 2016

    Can't say I noticed anything untoward there KIDDING, the 30,000 replays have virtually booked Cane a date with the judiciary ps, Inaki, GAGR will paypal you $20 if you **REMOVE** that "Crusaders" icon from your profile. THANKS.
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