In view of the fact that he's not particularly keen to coach our team could we have a G&GR whip-around and put together a dowry to make him even more attractive to the Force?
BR, by definition a 'Dowry" can be money, goods or estate that a woman brings to a marriage.
It got me thinking, what else could we include apart from money to make his Dowry more appealing.
Here's a few starters;
- A Donkey for him to make his trip west upon
- An Ass, the current Waratahs CEO
- Waratahs S&C team
- Some Shark repellant, there's some nasty sharks who are like Volkswagons with teeth over there.
- Some special pills to put the 'Firepower' back into the Force
- A board, not the one you surf on, but rather a faceless incompetent bunch of losers who run from decision making
- "Rugby for Dummies" with clues highlighted on how to identify players with chronic injuries before you sign them.