Waratahs 2013
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Richo
John Thornett (49)
Is that a touch of cynicism I detect, WJ?
waratahjesus
Greg Davis (50)
Not at all, I'm loving it. It takes a special kind of special to be what it is.
Inside Shoulder
Nathan Sharpe (72)
waratahjesus
Greg Davis (50)
If you can answer that, you need to ring Jasan Allen.
On the Foley thing, at the moment I ain't bothered whether he stays or goes.
Is he a demonstrated good head coach? Not evidence to confirm that
Is he a good forward coach? Yep
Does he have the potential to be a good head coach? Well maybe
Is he worth another year? Maybe
Could we do better if he took the Forces Job? Probably, couldn't be worse?
Is he a demonstrated good head coach? Not evidence to confirm that
Is he a good forward coach? Yep
Does he have the potential to be a good head coach? Well maybe
Is he worth another year? Maybe
Could we do better if he took the Forces Job? Probably, couldn't be worse?
Everyone who is interested in coaching the Tahs in 2013 should just post in this thread.
We'll draw up a roster and aim for one session a week so it isn't too onerous on anyone.
Lee Grant can be Director of Coaching as he seems to be there a fair bit.
Waratahjesus can be in charge of motivation.
Inside Shoulder can be in charge of demotivation if Waratahjesus does too good a job and they get a bit cocky.
Fatprop can be in charge of scrums because I'm assuming that's his forte.
Bruce Ross will look after strength, conditioning, fitness, and the history of NSW Rugby theory. If he can teach them how good NSW used to be, maybe they'll play better.
Qwerty51 will be in charge of instilling mongrel in the forward pack
Still thinking up jobs for Richo and myself.
We'll draw up a roster and aim for one session a week so it isn't too onerous on anyone.
Lee Grant can be Director of Coaching as he seems to be there a fair bit.
Waratahjesus can be in charge of motivation.
Inside Shoulder can be in charge of demotivation if Waratahjesus does too good a job and they get a bit cocky.
Fatprop can be in charge of scrums because I'm assuming that's his forte.
Bruce Ross will look after strength, conditioning, fitness, and the history of NSW Rugby theory. If he can teach them how good NSW used to be, maybe they'll play better.
Qwerty51 will be in charge of instilling mongrel in the forward pack
Still thinking up jobs for Richo and myself.
rugbysmartarse
Alan Cameron (40)
can I be the old bloke who hands out the kit? I can grow a pretty mean mo if required...
failing that I'll take skills coach. I take an All Stck, No carrot approach to handling drills. Let me charge up the cattle prod...
failing that I'll take skills coach. I take an All Stck, No carrot approach to handling drills. Let me charge up the cattle prod...
Yes.
That role also involves patting the players on the bum as they run out onto the field.
Inside Shoulder
Nathan Sharpe (72)
How much do i get paid? i only ask because, you'll be surprised to hear, I already think they are cocky so Im thinking this could be a full time job for me.....
I've got some ideas: remove all carpet from all areas. Leave the weights down at bondi for a couple of weeks so they go rusty. Shoot out half the light globes in the joint so its dark and scary....break a few windows. Jack up some of their cars and steal the wheels - hell steal all their cars. Black and white TV. In stall a mobile phone jammer.
Turn off the water heater.
When do I start?
It is what it is
John Solomon (38)
Leave Ron alone, he's a good man, with a great Mo.
It is what it is
John Solomon (38)
Love it IS, plus please add;
- No mirrors
- No hair dryers, hand cream, brushes/combs, moisturisers or gel
- Bring your own food and compulsory sandwiches with crusts
- No pads, body suits or protective equipment at training......although those small sponges that fit in the inside pockets of shorts are OK
- No fancy hydration drinks at halftime....back to Oranges, and make em sour
- No strapping, no on-field medico runner, just use St Johns Ambo guy
- Players aren't paid and pay Rego fees.
- Bus transport for games....big Blue Mercedes ones and players pay their own fares.
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And here's the big one..........how about training at night, in the dark, under lights when the ball travels through the air differently and it's slippery because of the dew on the ground >>>> Yep, that's right, night time when they bloody well play the vast majority of their games
Swat
Chilla Wilson (44)
If you need a financial consultant to cut costs I've got a few left-of-field ideas:
• Sack the paddington hairdresser who occasionally braids Tatafu's fro.
• Sitaleki Timani is only allowed to tape 1 finger per hand, your choice buddy.
• If Tah man needs a horse he can break in brumby jack
• If the sponsors don't change we don't have to redesign the Jersey every year
• Sack the paddington hairdresser who occasionally braids Tatafu's fro.
• Sitaleki Timani is only allowed to tape 1 finger per hand, your choice buddy.
• If Tah man needs a horse he can break in brumby jack
• If the sponsors don't change we don't have to redesign the Jersey every year
Brumby Jack
Steve Williams (59)
HSBC have money laundering rumours having over them. Wonder where that occurred?
I like it how Brumby Jack didn't object to being broken in by Tah Man.
Matt Burke will keep that role thank you very much.
Hugh Jarse
Rocky Elsom (76)
Gentlemen, you seem well advanced in the planning phase for the Gaggerland Putsch take over of the Tahs, particularly with respect to the on field (player operations) aspects.
Nominations should also be opened for positions on the Board, Media and Administration areas.
With the upgoming redundancies at Fairfax, could Grumbles be the Game Day and Aftermatch Function Quality Control Inspector?
He can't eat them all can he?
Nominations should also be opened for positions on the Board, Media and Administration areas.
With the upgoming redundancies at Fairfax, could Grumbles be the Game Day and Aftermatch Function Quality Control Inspector?
He can't eat them all can he?
It is what it is
John Solomon (38)
Could it be Jason, the CEO?
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