Having done a thorough examination of my performance in the league to date, inspired by the fact that I used my wild card last week so I brought in 15 new players and having calculated the statistical likelihood of the impact of random events over an underlying trend, I have reached an overwhelming and statistically reliable conclusion. With a 87% certainty, any new player that I bring into my squad will, in that week, score less than his long term average score and that on average their score will be 25% lower than their long term average.
This seemingly useless statistical work does have one important side effect: the development of Hawko's law. "If you want to get a good score and win, don't pick the same players as me to add to your squad."
For the benefit of G&GR players I am announcing that I currently plan to bring CJ van der Linde in place of Ben Robinson (injured), Jared Payne for Patrick Lambie (injured as above), Jared Saffey off the bench for Adam Thompson (bye), Peter Grant for Matt Giteau (useless and going downhill) and Alistair Campbell for Steven Sykes (too many Sharks). So be warned: CJvdL, Payne, Saffey, Grant and Campbell will score below their average this week.