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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Reds 2016

    Yes, surely Reds fans would be more than happy if the Reds coaching team took an in-depth and lengthy tour of the Blues Hi-Performance Centre.
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe #1 - AUS v NZL, ANZ Stadium, Sydney, August 8th

    SANZAR Head Adjudicator issues stern "no comment" on Hooper case. --NZ Herald-- The SANZAR Head Adjudicator (pictured below) has issued a stern "no comment" on the impending sentencing of Australian rugby player Michael Hooper. "Oooh no, not really at liberty to comment on that one I'm...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Reds 2016

    spotted today downtown in Brisbane.........
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Waratahs 2016

  5. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe #1 - AUS v NZL, ANZ Stadium, Sydney, August 8th

    didnt Hansen say everyone would get a burl? Dagg's had 3 and hasnt fired a bloody shot! So Skudder and Jane have a week and a half to get fit and they get a run in Bled 1 & 2 ihomo. damn shame Skudder got injured when he did, he couldve scorched the turf to shreds by now but we'll never...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Reds 2016

    Mccaw quits All Blacks overnight to play rugby in Greece --NZ Herald-- In something of a shock move, All Black captain Richie Mccaw has quit New Zealand rugby on the eve of the Rugby World Cup to take up a contract in Greece. The contract is believed to be worth in excess of 320 billion...
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Reds 2016

    One of you pricks now owes me 50 grand. You have until sundown. Then I'm sending Trevor around. Thank you for shopping with Gunston Heavy Industries --Aunty Doris Gunston.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Samoa v All Blacks: Apia, 8/07/15

    Samoa PM vows to find missing $1.5m. --NZ Herald-- Samoa Prime Minister forward slash chairman of the Samoan Rugby Union Tuilaepa "Fat Tony" Malielegao has vowed to find the country's missing $1.5 million. "I have searched the length and breadth of my bach on the off-chance that I...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Pumas vs Wallabies, 25th July 2015, Mendoza

    Argies never even looked like scoring a try Pocock a fairly easy MOTM for me. 100 mph from 0-80 Great try from Dean "What Are You My" Mumm. Fairly shonky stuff from the wobblies till the last 10 mins though Transcript of Coaching Box Audio. Subject: Michael Chieka [mins 0-70] (slight...
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Springboks v All Blacks, Ellis Park 25/7/2015

    sorry mate, nobody will know, everyone had smashed their mute button to smithereens long before then. Rest assured though, if any of those bok commentators had said it they a) had just made it up or b) had heard it from Bobby Skinstadt.
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Springboks v All Blacks, Ellis Park 25/7/2015

    Are you high right now? Richie Mccaw just score the match-winning try against the bokkes at fucking Ellis Park!
  12. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    squad picture perhaps becoming clearer after exacting test in SA. messrs Dagg & Woodcock did themselves no fucking favours at all. Broadhurst, sadly for him, may have just gifted Romano the 3rd locking spot Coles is a horse, why not go with him, Codie Cantab and Hika Elliot? A starting back...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Springboks v All Blacks, Ellis Park 25/7/2015

    Great game. Good to see the Bokkes have shelved the Morne Steyn kick and hope garbage, took NZ's run and gun game and shoved it back down their throats. WFT was going on out wide on D for NZ, Kriel and Allende had a field day. Took Fekitoa to come on and sort them out. Poor old bokke bench with...
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Springboks v All Blacks, Ellis Park 25/7/2015

    Skinstadt is basically mentally handicapped. If he has an IQ over 75 I will skull a jar of the duPlessis brothers grud sweat. There is virtually zero connect between his brain, reality, and his mouth Elizabeth MOTM so far. Absolutely munting it over NZ's faery forwards Brussow looking good...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Springboks v All Blacks, Ellis Park 25/7/2015

    WFT IS THIS SHIT Staggered defensive line getting shredded at will. Both locks playing like wandering wooden-legged stiffs. HURT SOMEONE YOU FUCKING TENURED LEGENDARY SHOWPONY fluffybunnyS ps GET DAGG OFF
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Pacific Nations Cup

    yes, Yanks great at retaining the ball but on attack seem just as myopic as their cameramen. JPN looking far slicker but just cant get the ball. JPN D is impenetrably organised. Eddie Jones? (wasnt really paying attention when he coached Aus, why is he held in such low regard at GAGR?)
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Pacific Nations Cup

    US vs Japan on now, wow, turns out I took camera work for granted, wft are these seppos doing? Constant close-ups of ball, wft, they dont even show where the halfback is passing the bloody ball to, just constantly zoomed in on the ball. Impossible to see where the numbers are.
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Springboks v All Blacks, Ellis Park 25/7/2015

    had no idea there was a Macbeth on the reffing books..... Brussow #wft4times, how did he ever get dropped? The guy should be an absolute God in Bokkestan. Ray Mordt's hat trick? Kids stuff. Joubert's hat trick? Well done but yeah whatever pal. By my razor-sharp pillockian arithmetic, any ONE...
  19. Dismal Pillock

    Springboks v All Blacks, Ellis Park 25/7/2015

    finding it hard to give a toss since the whole season is reduced to world cup trial matches really but this got me going: http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/all-blacks/70539870/angry-all-black-no-9-aaron-smith-seeks-revenge Messam has a lot to prove after his ill-disciplined match-costing...
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