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ha, thats weird, I made this pic years ago (?),, I finally get to air it out again

Fart in Bath? What sort of a bloody rugby headline is that? THINK! THINK JOURNALISTICALLY! LIKE ME! "Fart in Bath" = not rugby "Large Hairy Men Do Battle in Bath" = rugby "Disgusting Carry-On In Bath" = rugby "Balls Dropped in Bath" = rugby "Vigourous Yet Smooth Handling in Bath"...

Has there been a boilover in Bath yet? Get it? Boilover? In Bath? Come on, that headline writes itself. Has to happen. Who's playing in Bath? Surely the selfish bastards playing there can engineer some sort of boilover amongst themselves. COME ON. I'M WAITING.

love this from the Guardian comments section: Bloody hell! Stuart! Come down here this goddamn instant!

"SO WHAT, I CAN FLY A HELICOPTAAAA"

Was planning on going back to sleep after that. Fat fuckin' chance. Holy shit, the look on Gatland's face, possibly the happiest looking bastard I have ever seen in my life. Fortune favoured the brave motherfuckers. Wales had a burl for a try. England stopped, plopped, popped, dropped...

England's anabolic steroid programme looking about 3.5 cycles better than Wales anabolic steroid programme at this stage. Look for the contact, collide and fall, battle of the inches, oh what a fucking thrill to behold.

Tuilagi, what a giant fuckin show pony. Leads the haka all scary and motivational like then once the song and dance is over and shit gets real, very real, he cowers away on the wing looking after his braids, invisible until the 39th minute when he decides hey I might try a fuckin poofball dive...

Was a bit worried RWC would be Stuart Barnes and some other empire twats raining on the parade with a pommyland bent but comms have been great. Cosmopolitan array, Irish bloke and Quinlan are top shit. Even Tony Johnstone temporarily forgets his vicious Cantab illuminati shill agenda when...

Italy are very stylish. They have nice hair. Georgia is receding hair and no bag. Except for clear plastic grocery bag to carry boots in*. *Georgia backs carry forwards boot. Georgia backs are like errant child with cavity underdeveloped chest. But of course full beard from age of 13...

Only 11-9 after 33 mins? 14-9 after 44 mins? wft happened oops there you go Gorgodze got binned cue broad daylight jailbreak marathon at local park. Light at end of tunnel? No, sorry, it is Jailbreak Tunnel. 50 points later. Felt a bit sorry for Georgian backs. They are just mini forwards. "You...

The seas never parted. No jailbreak action. No quick lineouts or quick taps. NZ handbraking that shit up in favour of boring "structure". Still, to be unable to engineer virtually any linebreaks vs a Namibia is a wee bit worrying That was some mega-hot garbage from Savea out there tonight...

Local Playground Pedo Newsgroup Update: they're still there. one of them is starting to look a bit cold though. not long now.

Official IRB Match Report. NZ vs Argentina QUELLE FUCKINGE PATHETIQUE. 1st hour, losing the collisions, losing the game. Will Aus/Ire/Fra/Eng/ run out of puff like Arg did in the last 20 and let NZ off the hook? Like fuck they will. Well, maybe just England haha I cannot believe I...

QUELLE FUCKINGE PATHETIQUE. Losing the collisions, losing the game. Chubby old gimps in the front row, the rest of the forward pack looking spindly and anaemic. Media princesses with perfumed quiffs all a-pompadoured for the press conference and media PR garbage, oh what a gaye olden time...

Samoa shouldve rolled the sepps by 40+ on stallion firepower alone. Too many 50/50's handling fuckups their undoing. The legacy of the Clancy family name will go down in history as 1 shit novelist and 1 shit ref. What an anal twat performance that was. It's not some sort of arcane law prat...

Some numbers you just fuckin googled versus 20 years walking around this motherfucker. JUST SAYIN'.

Held my breath and had a spastic channel surf for 4 mins around the telly channels to see if the biggest upset in rugby history has made a dent in the public consciousness, nope, nada. Just the same ol' menu of baseball, cooking shows, more cooking shows, baseball and that's your lot. In 20...

France looked very sharp early. Everything done at pace. Sharp hands. Tough as fuck. And a relatively svelte bleck prop who handed Castrogiavani not only his arse but also both bollocks, his nutsack, and his retirement plans. Castro looked like he'd been preparing for RWC by dining out on his...