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woah, since I last saw Ireland play, Keith Earls and Sexton look to have packed on about 10-15 kegs of solid lean muscle. Gee I wonder how. Reminds me of when King Carlos disappeared down the Eden Park tunnel at the end of one Super 12 campaign and ran back out a few months later looking like a...

memo to NZ: that's what an old rugby team looks like. Bokke captain misses the tackle that lost them the game. What an insane game. How did the bokkes lose? They looked to be scoring tries up the guts virtually at will. Think I even saw Chris Farley get on the scoreboard for them at one stage.

Georgians don't need steroids, if they had any more testosterone they'd be getting a call from the museum for the fuckin' Cro Magnon exhibition. Tonga couldve done with the other Piutau brother to unlock that. Tackle count Georgia 213, Tonga 48. Georgia's D should give NZ's tenured crockery...

at 11-18, Fiji had the bride at the threshold but somehow endeavored to drop the poor woman, kick her in the guts on her way down, and then, somehow, somehow, set fire to the drapes. Chucking it around inside your own half and missing regulation penalty kicks at Twickers vs the pie & steroids...

oddly finding it hard to give much of toss about RWC2015. NZ plied the monkey off the back in 011 so its a free shot for them this time around iHomo. whatever. just dont go out to f**king Ireland clawing the eyelids open at the sparrows fart for say, France vs Italy ? nope. never bother with...

hard to complain, coaches know best, get behind the team, etc etc Woodcock: surely cannot start the big games. although if its pissing down might bring the game back to his pace Mealamu: sounds fine if you think of him coming on in the last 20 for a guileful hand on the rudder. (wonder if...

so if Charles Piutau doesnt get make the 31, despite looking the most potent big game back in half the tests this year, it was pretty much this backstage the day he grabbed the NH ca$$h: Hansen: "I don't care if he's the Man of The F**ing Match at Ellis Park vs the bokkes 2 months from now or...

Wellington? Today? Coincidence? HE DOES LOOK QUITE PLEASED WITH HIMSELF THOUGH DOESNT HE. READ INTO THAT WHAT YOU WILL. I KNOW I AM. "TEMPORARY TROLLEY BAY AREA"? "TEMPORARY"? MORE COINCIDENCE? READ INTO THAT WHAT YOU WILL TOO. I KNOW I AM.

Wife #2 currently high-tailing it to Wellington to provide me with personal up-to-the minute coverage of squad announcement. Wife #5 currently en-route on the train bound for Welly even though it looks like her nits are giving her some grief today.

Easily. And guess who the punching bag is. They've honed all their signature moves on my face, neck, head and brain regions. The Hauraki Plain Reverse Brain Combine Harvest. The Fosbury Fecal Fore Lock Flop (what a mess this one is). The jeez do we really have 5 more hours to the squad...

Bit embarrassing NZ squad announcement is coming from the bloody Parliament buildings (good god I hope that leering tool John Key is not sighted for another "hey guyz, i'm awesome by association" photo op scab) Wives #4 and 5 had a bit of a squabble over who should man the internet today to...

Hamstrung by convention, paralysed by procedure, inured to indecisiveness. well worth a read

astonished Coetzee has missed out, the guy is a stallion of Vermeulen levels wonder what NZ equivalent of picking "Rudy Paige" would be? Brad Weber? Although even he's got 1 cap. Bryn Hall? Would be a good call there i reckon! From what I saw of him this year, Reinach was a special kind of...

More bad news: Byron Kelleher is on the front page of the NZ herald and, this just in, he's still a drongo. http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11505020 trundled off to google image search for the inevitable "facepalm" pic but man, front page of NZ Herald, that...

My mum says I'm special. Special needs.

mad eh. for some reason there is a dearth of loosies in the crim fraternity. Therefore Palu hangs onto his spot even though his "crime" is incongruously petty compared to the rest of the All-Time Crim 1st XV forward pack...

Samoa **Threat Level**: Stacked with the goods but could come a cropper at any minute. Especially when the "Player to Watch" is the Prime Minister forward slash "Minister of Rugby" who takes any and all cash he can get his hands on and no longer even bothers to drive to the cake shop any...

France **Threat Level**: HUGELY TERRIFYING. I only know about three of the French players names but who cares, once France front up against NZ at a Rugby World Cup it's as if every frog and his dog is a yippee kye-yay mothef**ker with both nuts strapped to a torpedo and their brains...