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please God choose Quade Cooper at 10 for Eden Park oh sweet baby jesus lets make this happen if NZ lose this one then next week I will be running up and down the forum stark raving naked screaming my f***ing brains out, the sky is falling,, its all over, doom, gloom, pestilence, starch overdose...

People predicting Auckland weather?? 1. Crockett (4 in a row for Woodcock oh God just make it stop. Eden Park farewell? wft is that shit? whatever happened to that "caretaker of the jersey" weepy bollox carry-on? more hollow PR twaddle?) 2. Hika Elliot. Need some starch in the forwards...

just watched replay, wonder what the roid testing is like at this level, that Argie hooker looks like some sort of HGH petris dish these days. --------------------------------------------------------- "Coach Meyer has left the dressing room and was last seen on a Durban roadside voluntarily...

dont mind me chief, I'm just venting. Not here to make sense at the best of times! To clarify, this is NOT the best of times.

POWERLESS NZ PLAYER PILLOCK POWER RANKINGS Aug 8th 2015 Bled 1 Sydney. 1 Tony Woodcock Rating: 0.9 Waddled around for 71 minutes, got in the way, his scrum was fucked. DROP HIM. 2 Dane Coles Rating: 5 yeh alright 3 Owen Franks Rating: 0.8 Got the hook after 44 minutes. Fucked up the arse...

"Coach Heyneke Meyer has just left the coaches box [photo attached] and is now moving calmly towards the changing rooms, I repeat, he is on the move towards the changing rooms........"

after the revoltingly casual capitulation in Sydney in Bled 1, Hansen now in a real pickle iHomo. Offer the tenured tweedies a chance at redemption and a "farewell" (GTFO) at Eden Park and lose again and he is FUCKED. His 7,082 caps 1st XV will have shat the bed on the eve of the World Cup in...

Aus were a shit sandwich in the first 20. NZ were marginally better but still a generally shitty shambles. Aus forwards then lifted and went berko (Pocock and Hooper went rabid) while NZ played it casual, too cool for school, fuck the rucks lets fan out and save ourselves for our legendary...

oh yeah, the wairarapa, the old Flaggon Draggon was from down that way, mentioned a bloke called Brian Lochore slightly amorously, think she may have had a fling........ deep down, frankly, I've suspected ever since then that I was the bastard son of Brian Lochore. It would account for my...

where was that? Weirdly I was at the house of some self-anointed "President of the NZ Society" some mega-rich Japanese guy in Sapporo, North-East Pitcairns. God knows how we ended up there, but there we were in his posh spacious living room watching the final. Stone cold sober I cant really...

Whats with the ankle-tapping assistance corrugations back there? Either way, Owen Franks pre-test nights of staying up to use model airplane paint to painstakingly cover up all the non-black bits on his boots are over!

GUYZ this is a 1987 thread. Not 2015. MEMORIES PLEASSE eg, Where Were You when They Lost? (i can recall with horrific detail exactly where I was (to the square inch) when They Lost at every single rugby world cup in history) *edited for QH rerailing

how about just as the haka is about to start, cranking the PA to 10 and making some inane "helpful" public announcements? "Pfitzy, your car is parked in the handicapped space. Again. We've warned you about this before. And no, please dont come to the booth to get your wheels unclamped doing...

ended up watching replay on telly of NZ vs Eng semi for first time. Had forgotten Jonah's iconic try was with his first touch of the bloody ball, in the 2nd minute. Didnt have Keith Quinns commentary, the poms instead, some tweedy colonial bloke insisting England would have to "get back on...

Went to France vs Fiji in the quarters, end-on from the terraces, awesome game. Can't rememeber why I didnt go to final must been too pricey Anyway, ended up watching replay of the final on telly yesterday for first time, wow, things have changed in rugby. Burst out laughing at the opening...

all may have a wee bit to prove too Smith: not flash vs boks, red head when chucking that daft panicked tapkick into Conrad's chest on the bok 5. Carter: to prove he doesnt break down every 3rd game Savea: barely fired a shot since Canes reg season? SBW: wandering around like a giant baby all...

This is just awesome. Wheel out some chatty old aboriginal aunty to take her sweet motherfucking time shaking eeevery AB's hand, stops off for a half-alzheimers chat with every third player (can't ignore her, thats racist) offers them a homemade aboriginal scone (no thank you? uh-oh, more...

The Floor Run dance manoeuvre should be easy enough for props, they spend most of their time rolling around on the ground anyway

Last time I performed The Floor Run i was forcibly ejected from the premises.