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"Hello everyone, I'm Richard Graham and welcome to The Queensland Reds Gala Ball for 2015! "First of all, I'd like to thank the Wollongong Working Men's Club here in sunny Sydney for very kindly agreeing to host this years Queensland Reds Gala Ball. Some might say a venue closer to...

INCORRECT WORD ORDER. **FINAL WARNING** Regards, --GAGR Moderator.

it was fairly bemusing alright, I just assumed it would be brought back it seemed so obvious. No replays, no mention, lets just carry on

https://www.song365.co/track/herbie-hancock-introduction-of-playerseye-of-the-hurricane-146244.html "....... first of all, let me introduce you to the band, starting off, on the bench, the greatest...... the greatest..... Will Jellyroll Skelton, Will Jellyroll Skelton ladies and gentlemen......."

for 50 mins the aus backs, with all that possession, went nowhere and were down 5-20. Genia, Quade and Giteau did zero. aus forwards just too slow (SKELTON) or feeble to clear out rucks, ball pilfered by bok Bok coach will be mortified that his bench shat the bed to such disastrous effect...

Mckenzie bros with some tinpot tackling, not flash. AB's 2018 back row of Blake Gibson, Brad Shields and Luke Whitelock looking the goods. Good game from Beavis Drummond. Thought him and Weber looked handier than TKB. Still, TKB's D will be handier in October when NZ are entrenched under...

total bummer, I KNEW no good would come of this stupid tri nations exhibition season rubbish, "cotton wool the entire 43-strong squad in a hyperbaric chamber in the Pitcairns" I wrote in a frantically irate penned missive to the NZRFU that I never bloody sent seeing as Naholo will probably be...

wow, that good without A.Smith. Or B.Smith. Or C.Smith. Or even D.Smith. Or Savea. Perenara was wired in for that one, very impressive, didnt even bust out his running game either. SBW top shit too, v.impressive on D, alert and manic. Dagg played well but still had plenty of opportunities...

as precursor to RWC match am wondering if NZ coaches arent thinking "well, we know we can take them if we run it, how about we surprise them and focus on attacking their strength; their precious wanky machoman scrum." hello 80 mins of scrum resets, testing different scrummaging manouevres, the...

Watching Will Skelton play halfback would be pretty wild. It'd be like sellotaping a Rolls Royce jet engine into the boot of your Rolls Royce Silver Phantom "Why isn't it working?" "Must be a faulty connection."

oh god make it stop __________________________ Dear NZRFU, I have made my own RWC promo commercial. You now owe me 50 grand. PAY UP Simply play these two clips concurrently for 30 seconds and thats your world cup commericial sorted...

That ad really is vaguely goddamn motherfucking distressing. Who is it for? NZer's? We've already had a raging stiffy over AB's rugby for the last 100 years with zero sign of tumescent abatement. The ad is thus rendered stillborn, a redundant statement. The pride of a nation inadvertently...

Jesus fucking Christ. Will the WANKERS in advertising ever, ever fucking learn. Was this made by those same tools that emblazoned the front rowers faces across the 747 in 1999? The same blowhard prats who dug up bits of dirtfrom each AB'ers hometown and presented them in a CCCC (Cultural...

BOTH IOANE BROTHERS NEED TO BE LOCKED INTO NON-NEGOTIABLE INESCAPABLE 15-YEAR CONTRACTS WITH THE AUCKLAND BLUES. _____＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿ "underway here as The Maori All Blacks begin their season, just 2 games for them this year....." so that was actually the penultimate game of the season for...

Woodcock, feels like he's been running on fumes for the last 4 years, coasting along on the stratospheric contrails of that jet-shoed 5 metre bolt for the tryline in 2011 SBW no way deserves it, he looks like a luxury cruise liner without his little tugboat rudder in Cruden I still think...

thought Big Ben wouldve burnt his bridges with his arsehat display in the playoffs this year, waddling around giving away pens. Just goes to show there will ALWAYS be a spot for some fat bugger who can lock down a scrum. A bit like being 7 feet tall and the NBA will find a spot for you. fun...

i dont get it. why waste a spot on a bloke who is crying off overseas? Wrenching the last ounces of contractual value out of the pricks?

The Conversations Props Have: "See? And neither of us fall over. Conclusive proof the world is flat."

I think its GREAT there's nothing about the final on the front page. All foreign teams, why should an Aus rugby site, so emblazoned with green and gold out the front there give a fuck? Parochial! Of course as a foreign freak I've only ever looked at the front page once or twice as there is...