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  1. Dismal Pillock

    The Official IRB 2015 Rugby World Cup Guide

    The Official IRB 2015 Rugby World Cup Guide Hello, and Welcome to The Official IRB 2015 Rugby World Cup Guide Let me, your resident rugby expert (see panel pictured below, that's me, on the far right), knowledgeably guide you through the key elements of the upcoming tournament, featuring a...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Japan Super Rugby team

    these poor foreign rugby bastards trying to gauge what the fuck the japanese are up to. www.nzherald.co.nz/best-of-sport-analysis/news/article.cfm?c_id=1502180&objectid=11500986 I KNOW. There will be silence, then more silence and then there will be nothing. "But, but, you've had from last...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Herald today. ps, turns out Money Bill has had his squad spot reserved the whole time. Hansen:
  4. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    a dick is a dick not a deek as you deengoes over the deetch might say ps couple of updates. K.Beale has dropped out of the WTG after extended good behaviour. Manu Tuilagi's assault conviction sees him rocket into the starting lineup at the expense of George Moala. 1 Tim Bristow: Banned from...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Reds 2016

    not sure what this is about but I'm fathoming a guess its an unfinished post draft I wandered off and forgot about halfway thru and the mods can still see? i can only hope so because imagine the HORRIFIC possibilities that could unlock, whole new WORLDS of dismal deep web phantom limb...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe #2 - AUS v NZL, Eden Park, Auckland, August 15th

    $2,000, probably have a whip-around http://www.greenandgoldrugby.com/community/threads/help-needed-with-daily-news.13356/page-2#post-778528
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Reds 2016

    No way, as a bit of a dismal pillock I love this miserable goddamn thread, I must do because I dont give a flying fuck about the QLND Redds and yet I always read the sad bastard updates here. Plus now that the Auckland Blues have jettisoned their R.Graham, the Blues thread will have precious...
  8. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    would grate alright. Picking SBW now, after he hasnt fired a single shot all year, and made a bumbling grubbering spacco-tillered fool of himself in Bled 1, would sent the nation apoplectic. Fair Play. Clearly just included for PR bullshit photo ops and assorted media bollox Crotty is stuffed...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Non-Wallaby RWC Warm Up Matches

    saw this one, Japan D line was very solid and moving up fast 1st half, coupled with oppressive heat, no combos for world XV and Andy Ellis and his 2-step loopies from base of ruck saw a crap spectacle of penalty shots. Nayavoro was lazy as hell, just popped up near the line a few times and...
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe #2 - AUS v NZL, Eden Park, Auckland, August 15th

    woah I had NO IDEA an unconverted try was now worth 548 points. This changes a few things from a strategy perspective I reckon.
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe #2 - AUS v NZL, Eden Park, Auckland, August 15th

    yep, thats what everyone keeps saying, but, as any athlete at any level will attest to, once that 5th gear is gone, it's goddamn gone. No matter how "hard" you try. Look at Rodney Soiaolo. Lost 5th gear seemingly overnight. Jerry Collins too. that's whats got me spooked, except with 6 or 7...
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe #2 - AUS v NZL, Eden Park, Auckland, August 15th

    Excuse me, I can't help but notice there, in the background, but are those 23 hangman's nooses hanging from the Harbour Bridge?
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe #2 - AUS v NZL, Eden Park, Auckland, August 15th

    hehe, why am I starting to get this weird Eddie Murphy on the bus vibe....... from 2:47 secs
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe #2 - AUS v NZL, Eden Park, Auckland, August 15th

    what a fucking embarrassment. just bloody lame. Captain's Run, more like captain's knock to the fuckin head. NOW I'm starting to get worried about this game, when the last person to shit the bed has started squeaking out some seepage
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe #2 - AUS v NZL, Eden Park, Auckland, August 15th

    In instances like this, the entire concept of work is simply an unveiled and egregious insult to living life as a life-themed construct. It is an Anti-Life insult. Why work to afford freedom then make the glorious thrilling moments that make life worth living unavailable? I am calling your...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    NZ Air ad

    ha, rugbys a doddle compared to how angry people get at the poofball. Look at this Argie madman, doubly impressive because it appears virtually nothing is happening on the telly haha
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe #2 - AUS v NZL, Eden Park, Auckland, August 15th

    Well, if the following is your idea of fun then break out the motherfucking bunting, the best crystal, the best crockery and start ramming the whole lot up my bumcrack
  18. Dismal Pillock

    NZ Air ad

    Israel Dagg at risk of being dispatched to Pitcairns --NZ Herald-- New Zealand's M.P (Minister for Phlegmatism) The RT.Hon. Sir Colin Meads (OBE, MBE, OBE) has today announced that prominent All Black Israel Dagg is in danger of being dispatched to the Pitcairn Islands forever "if he...
  19. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe #2 - AUS v NZL, Eden Park, Auckland, August 15th

    bugger me does this look like a U.N Counsel meeting to you? Its a fuckjin internet message baord, wft else are we going to argue about/pack a sook about/ruminate and germinate wild theories and conspiracies upon? Don't make me send Hugh Jarse around to confiscate your self-awarded Prefects...
  20. Dismal Pillock

    Bledisloe #2 - AUS v NZL, Eden Park, Auckland, August 15th

    Please don't get overly cross at me but first impression on seeing Aus team was "forfeit". Hedging their bets. Got the win last week so file that away for future, now see if plan B works. But wft its for the Bledisloe, why not stick with the winning formula and attempt to compound NZ's misery...
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