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Bulls looked pretty good actually, at least they had a go at running rugby and pulled it off. Perenara with probably the worst display of “captainship” I’ve ever seen. Sneeringly dressing down the newbie ref (who I thought went ok, at least he wasnt on the Bulls payroll AKA Von...

Great, another half-blind biased hometown TMO. Just what this shartstorm of a comp needs. Ref ignored lot of offsides but wasnt as shit as you'd think from this thread. No grass banks under the roof in Dunedin therefore no dewish banking conspiracy. Speaking of which, Marty Banks should’ve...

Only if Richard Graham can be invited back into the fold. I have too many pics of him in my photobucket just going to waste.

Pulu is Weepu 2.0. God, such a bummer. I thought we were getting an All Black. Cheetahs vs SWolves. Couple of generally watchable teams but this ones been a total cripplefight. Cheetahs effervescent, dominating possession, yet almost totally unco. Swolves kick it away every time. Zero...

Turns out there's only 10 pole options. I ran out of fields before I even got to the crucial "Prefer Not To Say" option. 'Losing coach goes in the pot' vs 'Piers the Pom stuffing up another kick' Hmm. A tough one. Perhaps we need another pole on pole option field numbers followed by an...

Tears of Phil Kearns:- Boil Watch. Kick-off Time: T-Minus 19 hours Current Status: Night time. Situation: Stable. Forecast: Scalding Caustic Geysers of Exploding Torrential Butthurt.

Where7s this weeks NSFW team sheet mugshot pic lineup? Lazy NSFW. Don't make me trot out the same one from Rd 3 in 2016

haha, beat me to it with the oversized durry line. "Haha, this Sanzar conference map is even dumber than my cut-price Gunstonite ICBM Guidance System hahahha"

Shiggins has been going well. Just out there playing his normal game. Probably edging into Situation: Yellow.

FUCKING NZ TEAMS. Blues drag the Interplanetary Galactic Hyperdrive-equipped Chiefs down to their storm-soaked bog-brained level and still can’t fucekn win. Chiefs just needed one Borstal Breakout (ffs off a charghed kick in the other 22, as Zero wrote howFt does this happen to these cursed...

I was amazed too. Gave up on wix.com due to the whole place having the drag and paste yips, seriously it is infuriating as all hell to even type and save 1 fuckign paragraph and load up a photo at that piece of shit webshite. So got to thinking what was the first freebie website I used...

I see Otere Black is comign to Auckland too. Is Perofeta 2017DM or 2018DM? He hasnt played yet so how can he be 2017DM? Might have to reconvene the Auckland Blues Designated Messiah Family Tree Genealogists

no fucking way. of course, it's probably not pronounced like that. In France the R's in surnames are silent.

So basically, Moore's law. <<insert joke about how, conversely, ARU seem to be currently operating under some sort of "Reverse Moore's law" paradigm, hahahaha get it ah fine fuckyuz then just fucken walk off see if i fucken care>>

Holy shit that is an insanely awesome prize. Already submitted 25 application forms, churning through them now, adding surname of either Meads, Lochore or Wyllie to curry favour with the selectors. I will spend the entire 3 days trying to talk Owen Franks into moving to Auckland

Kenya and Germany eh. Will have to update website once you type out info blurb for me. Don’t forget to write it in the voice of a horrifically racist Japanese man