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half, I keep reading you're quitting the forum and then it's

not bad. has a certain alliteration to it. although in all likelihood, the actual final name would be a LOT more offensive and would likely be culled from the Alltime Crim 1st XV thread. also, not sure the Gusntons woukd have a bar of a fancy pants place like Melbourne. perhaps they could...

Does this mean it’s time to up the ante on the stupid? Getting sick of being so sensible over here! Time to gear up some consortsortyiums!

Still not entirely sure why you guys all want 5 Aus teams? To continue the status quo of horrific losses every weekend? Or expecting it to turn around? Can't be fun tuning in for that crippling ineptitude every Saturday arvo After 386 pages, just realized why the status quo will kill the comp...

They're leading their "Mummy can I please have a playoff game" conference by 9 clear points! Oops, I see they've just lost 4 straight. Yet they still lead their conference by 9 clear points!

Good choice! "Sir, is that the absolute raging fuckwit you wish to place On Report? I commend you on your choice, please hold the line for extra free bonus dog-humping website links and complimentary half-licked dog treats."

Not surprised Loftus is empty these days. The Bulls are NOT enjoying their rugby. They play like they’ve just clocked into a shitty factory night-shift assembly line job in the middle of winter. Just kick it down the other end and see if the other team fucks it up who gives a shit we’re getting...

fucking WIX, driving me insane with their clicky clicky fucking drag and vanish software. managed to wade thru to completeion but it was not much rock and roll fun. Need to find a friendlier freebie template. ____________________________ Has some bastard been giving you stick on the internet...

Ha, next minute Fekitoa wins the game. hate to say I called it. The Bulls lineouts, they just biffed it down their own side and dared the ref to call it. He didnt The Bulls try? wft. Did he even ground it? Not with his fucken hands, thats for sure. Definitive replay up, oops, quickly cut...

God why am I watching this shit. The teams trade box kicks (landers) and dead in goal kicks (Bulls) in front of an empty Loftus. Bulls just walk around. Then kick it dead. Don't want to know. "Just waiting for an error" as the comm said. Kriel in the centres hasnt been passed the ball yet...

Is that Pfitzy trying to work out how to turn off his solar panels?

Pretty sad to see Cory Jane so lost at sea. Gets the hook for Goosen who promptly shits the bed. JSavea fairly disinterested on D. Ha, Canes only THREE penalty attempts all season, wft is that. F1 analogy for The Torpedo, “Guys we don’t have to brake for the corners, a Barrett will just...

Mehrts good value but as camera panned to wheelchaired fans he blurts out..... “Long standing supporters”.

Crafty Cantabs defiantly wiping out potential. Cane defenders around rucks Piper shouldof bined tapatalk #

Week 11 Scrafton and Tuipulotu the business. Finally a solid 1st choice locking tandem, after subsisting for so long on Triggs and Moli’s and sub-par Retallicks Collins and his precious kicking option will probably supplant poor old Nanai next week for the Stormers in Bokkeland. Fuck it...

Fardy having a brow-furrowed roar at the ref after every single whistle blast is not a flash look. STUPID BRUMBIES. You had ONE THING you had to do. ONE THING. Now the eventual bedraggled NZ conf winners, after masticating upon each other’s bovine extremities for a few more rounds...

50 points. Cheetahs can take their meticulously organized rolling maul and bugger off back to Bloemfoentein with it. The good guys have countered the Orange Free State’s dreary exploitation of arcane law chicanery with glorious running rugby, no suspect subterfuge in sight, just running and...

Let's go Brumbies. Last chance for the Lions with their piss easy schedule to lose and see an NZ side, thet being the Cantabs, get home field advantage for playoffs Jesus! Terrible! "Sorry ref, can't watch any replays at the moment, currently busy on the other line chatting to TJ about the...

Landers so fucked here. Jaco Von Himmler stitched up the Chiefs halfway to Botswana and back a few rounds back. I was more noticing how the Blues were depicted, quite accurately, as the hapless Ewoks looking on from afar as the big boys battle it out.

BORING! I much prefer the groups from the 2011 RWC, as chronicled here in The Official NZRU 2011 RWC website: http://rugbyworldcup.page.tl