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3 tries to 0 and the shit-for-brains Blues STILL gave the Bumbreeze a chance to nick it at the end. Which, of course, the Bumbores shelled, as they had all afternoon. Nope, the Glumbies, Aus’s best team, didn’t even look like scoring a try vs NZ’s worst team. Fairly torrid viewing, felt like...

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The stormers, great, let me guess, another one of these foreign teams that get gifted a home playoff berth even after the top 4 NZ teams spent the season annihilating their arses then Sanzar reward them by telling them “uh, great season guys, sorry no home playoff berth for you, how about you go...

If the shit-for-brains Blues organization has leaked their shartfaced malaise of clusterfuckery into the AB’s set-up and stuffed up Kaino for the Lions tour there will be blood in the water. The bye week puts a real strain on Blues players. There’s strip clubs to attend, jug skull parties, grot...

It’s Thursday and there is NO match thread for this yet? **ON REPORT** God knows how Nanai gets dropped. Or Ofa makes the AB’s. Scrafton could be the real deal though. 2 teams level on points… but the elephant-sized elephant in the room is of course that the Blues are fucked playoff-wise...

Basic Stratospherics. Do you internet nutjobs EVER go outside?

wft is this for a front rowers name? Camille Chat? What's his fucken props name, Lace Camisole?

Just thumbing through the dictionary here, brushing up on my cuss words. Looked up “wanker” and that dork took up the entire fuckin entry. Merriam Webster herself had even scrawled in the margin, in violently unhappy red biro, “c**t of the ages, c**t of all ages.” Language, Merriam!

"Mummy, I want to go home." - everyone at Suncorp in last 3 seasons.

Mick Jagger impressions? Time and place.

"Mummy, I want to go home." - small child viewing big screen at Suncorp.

Kind of wish I'd seen this one now, just to wallow in the shittiness of it all, maybe type up a play-by-play report on its shartstained glory. Not really worth staying up to watch any rugby from the republic though, poor Chiefs got Jaco Van Himmler mawching their bleck awses hawfway to the...

LET US BRING THE TWIN BATTLE HAMMERS OF THOR AND SATAN AND TANGATA WHENUA AND HONE HEKE HIMSELF DOWN UPON THE EGGSHELLED SKULLS OF THESE FOREIGN INTERLOPERS, LET US CEREMONIOUSLY TAN THEIR BEATEN & SKINNED LILY-LIVERED HIDES UNDER A BAKING & SULPHUROUS ROTORUA SUN AND THEN DRUNKENLY CLOTHE OUR...

Please **REFRAIN** from being so tersely abrupt in the decision-making process, let’s not be overly hasty here, let’s think this one through, table it for discussion, consult all involved parties, table our offers, canvass the required backers, book the airfares, find suitable accommodation...

I can't decide who would be the first name penciled in on the AB forward pack team sheet, Whitelock or Retallick. I'd be writing them down ahead of precious Franks and the captain and his designated heir in #7, that's for sure. Of course the team for the Lions completely picks itself and has...

16-0 Cheifs. force their Try truck trailer Cheifs again with dodgy Ref.Kiwi teams always get them force. Never looked like scoring dragged oppo into bording trudge Force are shit though. Blues would. Of done much better Sent from Pitcairns using Tappytalk 1.0 Tin Can & Wire

haha, first thing I thought when the game started too, TJ banished to Invercargill, a potentially great days rugby viewing off to a fine start. Now I imagine we'll get fat guts sideline Smithy stuck trying to stand up to the stumps to field Sumo's knotty barbed unpredictability ooh, he's caught...

7 hours of rugby about to kick off, first the poor Sunwolves have to go outside in Invercargill and play rugby vs some enraged Highlanders, then its the Cantabs at tinpot new Lancaster Park vs the hopefully shittily-traveling Stormfront then the Chiefs cap it off with a speedbump tricky one in...