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Think I may have Shiggins-Stockholm Syndrome. Please help me.

Peni's out everyone!

Nice to sit back and watch some other pricks have to deal with Cyclone Fucking Beauden. That particular shitstorm of marionetting destruction left the Blues in ruins last week. Woah, the Bumbreeze looked like the 2003 Blues for a giddy 7-minute 21 point spell there. Offloads, blitzkrieg...

Byron makes his own ointment I can airdrop some over if you like but never mind that now, so many questions for username@”Blues Recovery” regarding the Blues recovery. Have scrolled through all of his posts and not a single word yet about what he has planned for the actual Blues Recovery. Very...

That time of the season again. Gearing up for the big one. Any lipreaders out there? "Auckland Bluefs."

thank christ someone else thought so, was thinking it was just me, is it the late hour?, under the spell of some sort of parochial shiggensian confirmation bias? when the Cheetah knocked a Chief pass down I thought might be a yellow there and the ref unbelievably says it "went back" and play...

yep, tuning in to see bright sunny awfternoon kickoffs to be played out before zero-fucks-given cavernous empty stadii really makes me wonder how much the goddamn tickets cost. They should be giving the fucken things away to kids in the street. Huge, silent, virtually completely empty stadiums...

0-24 down after 20 mins and, if I may partake in some rudimentary Shigginometry, WFT REF. A good old throwback hometown bok ref who saw his boys doing nothing wrong whatsoever. Chiefs were a bit off but not all that bad but knock on’s (“went back!, went back!”), forward passes, anything goes at...

That was just mondo bizarro land. Penalised for "taking out opposing player" without even touching anyone. Pinged the wrong guy? No. Nobody even touched anybody. I think he just pinged him because Retallick looked to be running in that particular direction and Jacko's synapse clicked and relayed...

Great stuff. Reb’s virtually completely impotent on attack but kept plugging away. Penalty-wise, with Wacko Jacko on the whistle, anything was a possibility at the end there

haha, no dilemna here, SBW completely vanished, had about two go-forward involvements in the last 60 mins. Don’t care. He could pilot the c**ts to the playoffs and then halfway around the Cape of Good Cock and back and I’d still say his shirt is chock full of shit. I expect NOTHING from these...

Oh well, went toe to toe with the champs, down to the wire. I salute you motherfuckers.

Can see the ARU’s side,, not wanting to biff more cash down the shit franchise money hole but on the other hand one thing B.Cannon mentioned in the podcast was if the Force were gone, his - and all the players - hard slog would count for pretty much nothing. Vaporised. Must be a huge blow for a...

their "best" aint such a step up from what theyre fielding now. That is, when the actual japanese players can even get a start for the Sunwolves...... ahead of some ring-in foreigner who was....... unwanted by his Super Rugby team. Why the fuck are the Sunwolves even there then? It aint for the...

fuckin KNEW this showpony womans weekly tooth fairy publicity slut melodrama bollocks would accompany this c**t to the Blues. fucken KNEW IT. THE C**T NOW WANTS HIS OWN SPECIALLY MADE JERSEY. FOR ONLY HIM. DIFFERENT TO ALL THE OTHER PRICKS JERSEYS YOU HAVE TO BE FVCKING SHITTING ME...

i still reckon with all the local derbies the nZ teams will cannibalise themselves leaving the bottom 2 fucked. Hello, Blues. Unless.... Unnamed Ex-Auckland Blues Assistant Restructures Super 18 into new “Super 1” Competition. --NZ Herald— An unnamed ex-Auckland Blues assistant coach has...