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The first 10 minutes of that game had more action than an entire season of French Top 14. Ended up rooting for Chiefs and their jilted AB’s. Poor little DMac. And Crudes. TJP a shit audition if he wants to start for AB’s. Whinging at ref, ironic grinning & diving. Dawned on me halfway thru...

DMac completely fucked too. If he cant even make it as injury cover after scorching the living baking cockboiled fuck out of Souprugby then he7s rooted. Jordie it is. Dmac just too liable to getting isolated after mazy run, ragdolled, turned over. Gonna be a murderously fun maori team to watch...

Backs: Halfbacks Tawera Kerr-Barlow (Waikato, 25) TJ Perenara (Wellington, 29) Aaron Smith (Manawatu, 58) First five-eighths Beauden Barrett (Taranaki, 49) Aaron Cruden (Manawatu, 47) Lima Sopoaga (Southland, 6) Midfielders Ryan Crotty (Canterbury, 26) Ngani Laumape (Manawatu, uncapped)...

Lions Tour Diary Day 7 Mummy, our coach who talks like the savages was making NO EFFORT WHATSOVER to enunciate his vowels in tonight’s post-match review. It was just all garbled mouth marbles and cotton wool mouth. I couldn’t understand a single dashed word the old fellow said and nor could...

I was absolutely fucking gobsmacked at that last Lions lineout. Right on the fucking goalline. All the fat Lions gits had to do was catch the ball, form a maul and fall over the trylime. Game over. BLUES HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DEFEND A ROLLING MAUL. NO FUCKING IDEA. Then the hooker steps up and...

In summary, losing to those boring zero-dynamism scrum & lineout automatons would’ve been a travesty of justice. Money Bill, all is forgiven.

SORRY VISITING TEAM COMPRISING THE PINNACLE OF POWER AND MIGHT OF 4 COMBINED NATIONS BUT SOME UGLY C**TS FROM ONEHUNGA ARE HERE TO FUCK UP YOUR PARTY

great. Pat T dumped from bench for being late to practice. So, most dynamic forward and most dynamic back both sitting in the stands #Auckland_Blues_Rugby_why_am_I_not_fucking_surprised

haha, sorry mate was more of a gentle jibe at you leaving the forum a few times then coming back

WHAT THE FAHHHHHHK. The guy must train like fucken Jonah Takalau. It's as if Tana thinks the Blues are actually fairly certain to win the game and flashy players might be a liability. FLASHY PLAYERS WILL MAKE THE CRUCIAL BREAK AND WIN YOU THE FUCKEN GAME. THE DRONGO BLUES MIGHT ONLY GET ONE...

Did you leave the field and then come back on a few more times?

this forward pack could steamroller the Blues. So fucked. Lineout, rolling maul, try. Rinse & Repeat. Plus the tourists will have their hackles up after shit first game. Lions to treat it as rolling maul practice and win 38-18. Backs have the night off. Blues strategy: quick taps, run it from...

yeah not sold either, less space is right, he's alos a real liability to getting ragdolled if isolated after one of his mazy runs. Can see him doing a Cruden by this time next year and getting his agent on the blower. Two key & killer Chiefs, Cruden and Dmac, forced offshore by the Barrett Black...

Lions Tour Diary. Day 3. MUMMY. STOP. THE SAVAGES HAVE AMBUSHED US. STOP. MUMMY PLEASE SEND REINFORCEMENT TOILED TISSUE AS I APPEAR TO HAVE SHAT MYSELF. STOP. THE LAVATORY TISSUE HERE IS OF A DREADFUL CONSISTENCY. STOP. MUMMY I WAS RATHER SURPRISED TO SEE THAT MY BILLET HOSTS HEMI AND RANGI...

so was that Lions team the dirt trackers? O.Farrell and Wyn Jones I thought would be 1st XV?

Drums are beating for R.Ioane and J Barrett...... http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/all-blacks/93292272/lions-tour-jordie-barrett-close-to-making-all-blacks-squad "Ioane prefered over Fekitoa for last bench spot" although Crotty's injury might change that. The midfield is a minefield...

Engrossing fixture. Force seemed gee’d up by their crowd. The Canes, don’t think I’ve ever seen goalline D like that before, for that length of time. The Force must’ve been on attack inside the Canes 22 for 30 goddamn minutes. Thought Shiggins went well. Just went out and played his usual...

The Western Force attacking the Hurricanes tryline:

PHYSICS, NOT GARDENING. MORAN.

Auckland Blues Law of Inverse Expectations maintains that if a tree falls in an empty forest AFTER someone expects it to then a Blue Hole will open up and siphon all hopes and dreams into its vortex of gravitational pull resulting in a cataclysmic loss of all motor functions for all Blues...