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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Australia v Scotland, 3:00pm 17 June Sydney Football Stadium

    Aus just shit there. How many chances do they want win to the game? Just fuck up after fuck up after fuck up. Scots with ONE good move in the game. Try. The canny c**ts take the right option every time. Still, Aus with way too much firepower to lose to that lot. That Scots team was...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks v Samoa & Tonga v Wales: June 16

    l0ll, you 2 are just jealous cos I got in early and got my tix on the cheap from reputable online ticket agency (Gunston something somthing) rigth on halfway line for the final, GO AB'S IN RWC2020
  3. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks v Samoa & Tonga v Wales: June 16

    yeah slightly dodgy under the high ball I suppose. Easy solution, keep ball in hand for whole game, no kicking, run it from everywhere, HELLO RIEKO, NAHOLO, BEN FROM ACCOUNTS, RWC 2020 BACK 3.
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Australia v Scotland, 3:00pm 17 June Sydney Football Stadium

    Made the necessary redactions to cater to a more family-friendly audience:
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Australia v Scotland, 3:00pm 17 June Sydney Football Stadium

    Mine too. Is this sexual innuendo? I've heard about it. Perhaps Joe grew up on one of those free love communes. Lucky c**t.
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Australia v Scotland, 3:00pm 17 June Sydney Football Stadium

    Total freak show here. Goddamn Michael’s only marginally less popular than Taylor Swift. I haven’t even spoken to 20 people, IN TOTAL, since about 1979.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks v Samoa & Tonga v Wales: June 16

    Crudes should come straight back in. Although he's leaving so they might just "move on" from him Luatua style. Sopagas looked a bit shonky I thought, plus dogshit placekicking. Fringe player, he'll want to sort his shit out, especially with Dmac identified as 1st 5 option, huge audition today in...
  8. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks v Samoa & Tonga v Wales: June 16

    Aside from the soothing feast of support play axe murder, best part was that BBarretts place kickign was on song. Jules got involved in last 20 maybe after realising he'd done fuckall all night. Can't seem to beat his man any more. Any man. Thought Dagg was mainly shades of shit. Just...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Worst Commentator Pole Action

    Current dream team? **IMPOSSIBLE** Alltime would by Bill Mclaren play by play, John Drake and John Hart analysis. Yes, Hart, much reviled in NZ by due to umbilical-cord-death-by-strangulation synonymity with RWC catastrophe, a pain he can never make go away, but his level of insight at one of...
  10. Dismal Pillock

    British & Irish Lions tour of New Zealand (2017)

    SHHIIIIIGGIIIIINSS, your Dad has joined the forum and he's an AB's and Blues fan now. I like him already.
  11. Dismal Pillock

    British & Irish Lions tour of New Zealand (2017)

    although on second thoughts, 4 of the tight 5 are Highlanders and they have absolutely done the business this season despite looking underwhelming on paper. 10 and 0 dont lie. Plus they just beat the Lions the other day
  12. Dismal Pillock

    British & Irish Lions tour of New Zealand (2017)

    Holy crap. It's like the Chiefs Interstellar Overdrive Hyperspace option just got turbocharged. Unfortunately, from 2-5 it looks a bit like damage control.... But from 6-15 there's death with a side order of destruction.
  13. Dismal Pillock

    British & Irish Lions tour of New Zealand (2017)

    Lions Tour Diary Day 14. Mummy, it's me Tarquin here again. Thank you ever so much for mailing me over the replacement cravats. My billet hosts Hemi & Rangi just ate my last one. The camp is rippling with excitement today as we are going to unveil a new strip in our match this Saturday...
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Refereeing decisions

    French Rugby Referees Confess To Profound Hatred Of Rugby --NZ Herald— Garces, Poite and Raynal, the 3 French rugby referees in charge of the big matches on the British and Irish Lions tour of NZ have today all confessed to a profound and deeply-seated hatred of all things rugby. The trio...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    British & Irish Lions tour of New Zealand (2017)

    That was fucking magic. Crafty Lion tries to sneak a few metres on the potential winning kick, ref Gardner pulls him up, HELLO, kick sails a foot under the bar. Gardner great at monitoring offside lines compared to that stupid french baguette-arsed child officiating the Cantabs match but man...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    British & Irish Lions tour of New Zealand (2017)

    Lions Tour Diary Day 10 Mummy, we had a lovely little Frenchman refereeing us tonight, he was dashed firm at putting a stop to all of the local savages higgledy-piggledy running-around-all-over-the-shop nonsense. Scrumtime… bind… oops, penalty Lions, time for some more kicking. That’s the...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    British & Irish Lions tour of New Zealand (2017)

    Lions great at protecting own ruck ball. V.solid. That said, what a wildly exciting game of NH style rugby. Something almost happened a couple of times. Bizarre how the pommy commentators seemed quite content and at-home calling a match where no one even looked like scoring a try. Completely...
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