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hehe, he is pretty much allergic to turning around. although he does have good hands and really only needs about 5 metres in space and oh shit someone is going to have to tackle him, oops, trytime. Lowe didnt have a clue and looked like a tugboat trying to shepherd the QEII into drydock

haha, ref Gardner shut down Lions rolling maul pretty quick. "Red 4 collapsed it" whyFt would he do that? By the way, wft was that whole match? Lions on attack barely even wanted to know. That last Baba's rolling maul was only 5 metres out from winning them the goddamn game. Fulltime pro...

ps in the stoush near the end WHAT the hell kind of move was Foley trying to put on Messam? The old "hold the forwards head down and pray the stadium's lights go out before he sees it was me" trick?

poor bastard, off to the UK soon, cant really picture a manic sort like him enjoying standing stock still out on the wing, in the freezing grey rain, watching scrum resets having not touched the ball for the last 20 mins. NSFW looked pretty good, more borstal breakout jailbreak action in that...

Um..... guys? I have some terrible news. IT'S MATCH DAY. Phil Kearns Ravine of Tears Watch Situation: OH SHIT IT'S MATCH DAY VS THE CHIEFS.

Great game. Cantabs with blood in the brain, murder on the mind, life in their hands and death in their hearts.

Tour Diary. Day 2. Dear Diary. Tarquin here again. Well, disaster has struck already twice today. I was to have been rooming at the Waldorf with Stanley VII of House Winston. First problem; there is no dashed Waldorf in NZ. Blighters! Second problem, when Stanners saw that his mummy had...

Pole wise, Let7s Review: Equal top votegetter and despite a glorious opening 10 minutes where it looked odds on it soon fell flat on its face Blues-style. Didnt really happen, the 2017 plod had some flash and thunder in amongst the shitbrained decisions, charged kicks and shartmaster2000...

God but the Blues are exasperating c**ts. Of course it has to be against the fucken Blues that the Reds finally decide to play like they’ve supposed to have been “on paper” all goddamn season. Blues bust out the jailbreak start then get roped into the Reds “structured” rugby and cant be...

No SBW is goddamn fine by me. Prefer giving TJ Faiane more time anyway Test match Larkham was flatout terrifying as a player. Casually carving us apart the ****. From what I remember he pretty much outshone Mehrts head to head too. And Mehrts got us out of a lot of tight spots.

But... but... your login name... it says ACT Crusader. **EXPLAIN** to GAGR this malevolent Anti-Bumbreeze agenda.

This x a million. I'm just amazed at some of the meetings these design ponces must have. "Hey guys lets put some splashes of grey on the All Black jersey! Spruce that ol' bland black up a bit!" "Um, some people might get pissed off if we start fuckign around with the All Black jersey, it's kind...

Surely some sort of horrifically racist and stereotype-laden Tour Diary in the offing… Day 1. Tarquin here Mumsy. The plane safely dotted down in Wangarey today and Bellthorpe of House Eton loudly quipped it was “the first and last successful dot down of the tour.” A darkly silent...

ffs, took me abut 5 minutes to find myself. Pathetic. In unrelated news, pretty sure I’ve found Shiggins at NIB......

GAHHHH! Is this a 2003 Reverse Fitzy Curse? I think it might be you know. **VICIOUS AND UNWARRANTED**.

My playing days are over. Besides, I was a natural, therefore, didn't have to practice.

Just run it off! ha, as a 1st 5 my pansy back version of that was heating up a nail and jamming it thru constantly blackened big toenails to relieve the pus pressure underneath oh sweet release haha chixdiggit

re: Hansen's comment about expanding AB selection to Aus-based NZ players, wondering if he hasnt got his eye on the young prop Lomax? The Alalaatoa's also eligible?

16.30 mawk of the Crusaderps game is going to need the GIF treatment, I was LMAO for a good 30 seconds at that juncture