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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v All Blacks Saturday 26th August at Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin

    had to GIF up this part, Hansen, down 17-7, no fucks given.....
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v All Blacks Saturday 26th August at Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin

    Kicked most of his goals and scored match-winning try in Bledisloe therefore cleared of any and all wrong doing.
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v All Blacks Saturday 26th August at Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin

    PM me. I know a bloke on the Deep Web.
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v All Blacks Saturday 26th August at Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin

    AB’s Citation List coming thru and its a long one..... Damian McKenzie: throwing intercept pass after about 10 seconds Ben Smith: taking sabbatical before DMac is ready. Ryan Crotty: attempting to damage foreigners knee with his head. Sonny Bill Williams: making FOUR handling errors in...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v All Blacks Saturday 26th August at Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin

    "#10 = 101 binary for 5". Fairly standard thought process for hookers as they arrive at rucks. Coles should get cited for the neck roll though
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v All Blacks Saturday 26th August at Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin

    Have you ever even played rugby? Using the 1st 5's face to help you get up from a fucken ruck is Rugby 101!
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v All Blacks Saturday 26th August at Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin

    Great game, Aus right there trading punches into the 15th rd. Read snaring that last 78th min restart totally bailed out Ofa and Whitelock from the Toutai Kefu Bledisloe winnign try under the posts doghouse. Nepo Lualala should now surely supplant Ofa. Back to the Auckland Blues bench he...
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Pic needs a caption

    "..... yeah mum, back entrance, back it right up, jackets, caps, any Wallaby merch you can grab, just chuck it in the boot, we’ve leaked 8 tries in 38 minutes and I'm definitely about to be sacked.”
  9. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    1 Parmeet Dabas: murdered 3 2 Henry Tromp: killing a farm worker 3 Bees Roux: cop killer 4 Rudi Virage: shot and killed his 19 yo daughter. 5 Michael Quinn ©. Melbourne Chargers. Kiddie fucker. He won’t even survive the first ruck. 6 Pita Wilson: kidnapping and assault 7 Joseph...
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Rugby Top 10 Lists

    Top 10 Fates Awaiting Referee Wayne Barnes In Hell 10. Richie Mccaw periodically popping down to practice his helicopter landings on Wayne’s ballsack. 9. Live embalming followed by 800 pushups followed by no lunch followed by samurai sword banzai attack to the ballsack 8. Dawn Firing Squad...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v All Blacks, Saturday 19th August, ANZ Stadium Sydney

    thought the pass to Squire for 1st try looked easily forward. First thought was oh shit, this’ll be called back. Maybe Barnes just stands in the wrong fucken place too often. He seems to get hit by the ball at least once a game. And he loves it. He just loves the attention. He's improved a lot...
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v All Blacks, Saturday 19th August, ANZ Stadium Sydney

    1st 10 mins, feeling out period 10th-40th minute, Straya defend like Wollongong Crippled Childrens Burn Clinic 3rd XV and NZ take the opportunities presented them. 2nd half: NZ concede 4 tries and miss 40 ffs fucking tackles. In summary, the shittiest 54 points piled on Australia in rugby...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Rugby Top 10 Lists

    Butch James.
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v All Blacks, Saturday 19th August, ANZ Stadium Sydney

    Sent home for ROOTING? What is the world coming to. I don’t see how Kaino has any explaining to do. Except, of course, to the wife. And kids. As someone who has been safely monogamous to the Trouble & Strife for 25 years I can authoritatively say that monogamy is an unnatural aberration...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Rugby Top 10 Lists

    Top 10 Least Favourite Players Alltime 1. B. Kelleher 2. L.Mcalister 3. Ali Williams. (dick) 4. Goromaru. (pea-hearted showpony superstar, cannot stand this prick) 5. Tom Carter. (if a NZer would rank much higher. Alltime tool.) 6. Zac Guildford. (Not for the grog but for the annoyingly...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Japanese Top League - Now showing on Stan!

    Tuned in to watch Japan Top League and was amazed to see Mose Tuauali still running around. In great shape too. Even more amazed to see Juan Smith lining up. Still only 36. Usually I give the fuck up on this league after about 2 rounds once the players shell every 4th pass but man on the 2...
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