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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Highlanders v Reds, Round 17, July 14. Party at Tony Brown's.

    Wow. Easily the most artistic thing ever posted at this website. Couldn’t resist making a tiny addition.
  2. Dismal Pillock

    British & Irish Lions tour of New Zealand (2017)

    thats what Warburton asked Poite to review. he & Ayoub conferred and decided "no". That's when the enormity of what he was about to do hit Poite and he went full Reverse Joubert Of course not. You and I both know there have been at least 3 players in front of every kicker at every kickoff in...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    British & Irish Lions tour of New Zealand (2017)

    Haha, “Romain got it right”. No wonder it’s accrued 179 comments and counting. Our poxy post-match discussion here has mustered all of 30 posts. Can’t the mods pull a lever and siphon off the front page comments into our playpen back here? Come to think of it, Mr Speaker, WHY do we have TWO...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    British & Irish Lions tour of New Zealand (2017)

    First thought was “great, Read’s clattered the guy in the air, pen red, kick it in the stands, series over. Draw.” Pressure. Poite, suddenly besieged with visions of Joubert bolting from the field after the Scotland debacle suddenly morphed, in the space of a jelly-kneed 5 yard walk to the...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    British & Irish Lions tour of New Zealand (2017)

    Fair result. From 12-9 NZ always looked like they were shit out of ideas. Lions D absolutely awesome. How the FUCK did they get so organized on such short notice? You know theyre tough when NZ resort to trying to milk scrum penalties. NZ had given up at the end there. Goodbye Jules. Had his...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    British & Irish Lions tour of New Zealand (2017)

    Half expecting a reprise of the 2011 final choke job with a try apiece and a 12-9 type scoreline going either way. No champagne backline rugby just torrid pick and go’s for the last 65 mins once we get our noses in front. Of course, hoping I’m wrong and it’s a 2015 final reprise. Fucken ref...
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Reds v Brumbies Rnd 16 2017

    Beg to differ. I am quite workshy in general. Thanks mate. Just don't see it myself though.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    British & Irish Lions tour of New Zealand (2017)

    Lions Tour Diary Day 28 Mummy. Tarquin here. Mummy, the strangest thing has happened. Teddy and I went to bed as usual in our wee doghouse on our billet hosts Hemi & Rangi’s veranda and, by crikey Mummy, we woke up on the dashed Pitcairn Islands. Teddy smells all salty. He’s still black...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    British & Irish Lions tour of New Zealand (2017)

    Wish I shared your confidence squire. That backline's defensive ability has me paranoid as hell. Laumape? Really? Solution: no kicking, zero possession for Lions, fuck the backs, keep it in the forwrads
  10. Dismal Pillock

    The new Wallaby jersey

    It's an interesting story. The jerseys actually morphed in colour due to the properties of Phil Kearns tears (of joy) at winning the 1991 RWC. Of course, modern science hadn’t yet caught up to the caustic properties of said tears and so the mystery of the salty beggars continually leaching down...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    British & Irish Lions tour of New Zealand (2017)

    Pressure on the forwards now. That backline doesnt exactly have defensive rigidity stamped across it...... ps sounds like Hansen is sky fucking high on his own Kool-Aid: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/jul/05/steve-hansen-all-blacks-lions-auckland-third-test That last line sounds like...
  12. Dismal Pillock

    British & Irish Lions tour of New Zealand (2017)

    It’s like a slew of semi-deranged opinions trussed up as factoids and dumped no-fucks-given on the main Forii Generalis boardwalk, at high noon, in a see-through body bag.
  13. Dismal Pillock

    British & Irish Lions tour of New Zealand (2017)

    Easily the worst post I have ever read on this website.
  14. Dismal Pillock

    British & Irish Lions tour of New Zealand (2017)

    Don’t mind wee Georgie piping up. Not really in his TMO job description (?) but better than him just sitting there quietly watching the game and collecting his pay check as hellfire head chaos bloodbath deth on stilts explodes on his monitors all around him. Was fun listening to him trying to...
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