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2020!? The poor little bastard will only be 6 years old! Too early to pin the entire hopes of the franchise on such young shoulders. Even the great Isaia Toeava did not make his Blues debut until he was 11 years old.

Good! At least they’ll be supporting someone! Unlike most of the comp which has emerged from its ritzy kitchen stupidly tarted up to resemble some sort of antithetical marsipan carob buffet that rather than satiate hunger just sows a nagging seed of doubt entitled “Um, I Thought I Really Liked...

You know the comp is fucked when even the Cantab crowd cant be bothered to turn up for a home semi. Surely there was some sort of fuck-you going on with ticket prices? It wasnt even raining! Huge expanses of empty seating, no mean feat in the new tinpot Lancaster park rec centre, extended...

Nothing to see there, just a solid pass off the right hand executed with eyes-closed confidence.

Great crowd at the Cantabs semi. Looked to be well over 100 people there. Canes drift out of the comp, victims of their own lazy overconfidence. 22-3 up and looking likely to score every time on attack so what do they do? Take it easy, foot off the pedal, have a breather, conserve some gas for...

a few rapists putting their hands up for selection https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/international/95121140/ireland-rugby-stars-paddy-jackson-stuart-olding-face-rape-charges...

Chiefs are stuffed. Ends up being less a test of rugby ability and more a test of how well you can sit on an aeroplane. (“Yeah had a bit of deep vein thrombosis but went for a HIA with a stewardess in the bogs and worked out the kinks, I’m good to go now”) Neutral (annually rotated) venue...

Blues can lose and lose badly from anywhere on the fuekcn park. Blues up by 14 after 14 minutes? Keep fucken watching. One sided poundings? Blues can do that in both holes. I don’t even know which holes. But both of them anyway. Simultaneously. A fulcrum of brain falcons. They can pathetically...

20 million reasons to select Glen Ella here, here and here: http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/glen-ella-kids-charity-misappropriated-20-million-says-nsw-government-20170721-gxfzp3.html Was he 1st 5 or was that Mark Ella? Hopefully 1st 5. Easily usurps Willie Ripia at starter there iHomo. Pilfering...

Cantabs tenured AB pack did the business. Great handling and control in the tight. Landers fairly futile. They fell in love with the kick but that bitch did not fucking love them back.

"RIGHTO. THIS'LL DO. GET OUT."

Couldnt believe the tiny crowd for Brumbies game. The only chance to see an Aus team in the playoffs and there was absolutely not a single fuck given in Canberra. How can they whinge about a potential merger with Melbourne/etc when only 637 people give half a shit about watching the team live...

Jules was dogshit. Giant plump sleepy pudding. Does he even like rugby? Stands around out on his wing like it’s fucken 1976. Took a while for the Barrett bros to find their string but find it they did. I see all 804 of the loyal Brumbies fans turned up. Goodbye for another year to that...

Just a small quiet private celebration here: Looking forward to page 400. ARU CEO in 2020.

go for your life chief here chuck this one in too if you want Brumbies Squeak Into Playoffs With 9-6 Record ---SMH— The Brumbies of Australia are officially Australia’s best rugby team and have squeaked into the playoffs with a 9-6 record. Their hard toil will be rewarded with a home...

Baby Bumbreeze full of beans. Looking good away from home vs the thermonuclear-equipped Chiefs.

Total spineless brainless flame-retardant capitulation from the Blues. 42 degrees on the field and fahrenheit 451 in their tiny pea-hearted brains, burn the books, this one never happened. The Blues with a timely reminder, after a seaosn of non-Blues rugby, that THEYRE STILL THE AUCKLAND...

G.Smith must be thinking what in the name of Little Richard Grahams Crackers did I come back for this shit for. Although seeing how the ARU manage their finances, he’s probably getting paid more than the All Black captain. If Quade was an Auckland Blue I would be barking my shins on my brain...