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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Force 2018

    I had no idea Cyclo was now a kiwi! Does this mean I no longer have to enunicate my vowels when I direct posts towards him? YESS!
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Super Rugby?

    Easy, just change the team name to the Rebel Force. Hoover up all the Force players and disenfranchised WA fans with a "Rebel Alliance" promotional initiative, easy pickings snaring random Star Wars fans who dont give a shit about rugby, cosplay at the stadium, kids would love it, free light...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v All Blacks, Saturday 19th August, ANZ Stadium Sydney

    Struggling to give a shit. Between the garbage French refs and constant finicky arcane law "controversies" and money wankers "We 'ave a deal". Did anyone ever come out and say what that was even all about? Hello? Any transparency? We're the fans here, we prop the whole artificing edifice up...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Super Rugby?

    Local Man Updates “Xmas Card List.” --Perth Times-- Local man Mr S.H.Iggins has reacted to the news of ARU CEO BILL Pulver’s resignation, just minutes after the CEO terminated the Western Force rugby team, by “just revising my Xmas card list over here, nothing to see really.”...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Super Rugby?

    Local Perth Man Bound For Sydney Being Redirected Towards Outback. --SMH— Local Perth man Mr S.H.Iggins, who announced he was just heading towards ARU HQ in Sydney for a “friendly chat” in regards to the Western Force rugby team being axed from Super Rugby is currently being ferried towards...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Super Rugby?

    that is a real goddamn motherfucker. bummer for the players but even more of a bummer for the fans, especially the ones at twf.com.au/. booming great Force fan forum: jealous as hell of that site, Auckland Blues have nothing like that, no online groundswell of support or community even...
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2017: matches not involving Australian teams

    Messrs Deans, Hayes, Wyllie, Thorne, Blackadder and Mccaw seen here escorting the nothing-to-see-here back to the nothing-to-see-here, move along.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    The Wallabies Thread

    Solid choice. http://gunstonlegal.wixsite.com/legal Glad GAGR arent going with Mcdonald & Yamaya. Dreadful people. http://mcdonaldsyamaya.wixsite.com/lawfirm Getting badly off topic here. If this was The Silver Frown most of this page would be a silhouette by now.
  9. Dismal Pillock

    The Wallabies Thread

    Sadly, the last we ever saw of Cyclo. We here on the Pitcairns shall miss his deranged visage glaring balefully at us in shadowed monochromatic bewilderment. We here on the Pitcairns shall mourn his instant disappearance from GAGR a whole 3 minutes after he could access the $1,452,000...
  10. Dismal Pillock

    The Wallabies Thread

    #1 would have to be pornhub. OR SO MY FRIEND TELLES ME. So in summary, #1. Pornhub. #2. GAGR. #3. I’d hazard a guess at Gunston Shipping (http://gunstonshipping.wixsite.com/ship)
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2017: matches not involving Australian teams

    For those foreigners out there, this is what an excited cantab looks like when his team has just won Super Rugby.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2017: matches not involving Australian teams

    Lions looked like doing another Canes-crushing comeback in the last 20 but coughed up enough ball at inopportune times to derail the dream Lions finish the season 1 and 1 vs NZ teams. Therefore an average team. Not bad but not great. Perhaps good enough for 3rd or 4th in the NZ conferen...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Super Rugby?

    Don’t know why NZ sneer at a trans tasman comp. Theyre about 3 saffa nods and a sly wink from losing all bok teams to Pro 12. And about 3 farts and a pear tree from Aus rugby sorting out the comp detailed above. Well, maybe 4 farts. None of which will come out in a cold wash. Surely NZRFU...
  14. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    AB Training Camp Announced: "Um, that first name. Could you please read that one out again?"
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2017: matches not involving Australian teams

    Oh god I’d forgotten about that aspect. Still, only fitting this fan-abandoned comp should wind up with a whirling crescendo of bedridden pinwheeling shartage. “So Jaco I’m seeing a knock down black 37 phases back, no try, penalty Lions? “Sorry Jaco you’re breaking up…*** try*** ***** Lions”...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2017: matches not involving Australian teams

    Innovative SANZAR To Trial New Refereeing Setup During 2017 Super Rugby Final --JoBurg Times-- Sanzar have taken the unusual step of selecting the 2017 Super Rugby Final to trial a new refereeing set-up. Just one official has been selected to fulfil all 3 on-field refereeing roles as well...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2017: matches not involving Australian teams

    "...... don’t worry my fellow Cantab brothers. The Final will surely have neutral referees. No more of those biased hometown Nazis yeah bitches that's what I called them."
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2017: matches not involving Australian teams

    agree completely Ruggo. he is very sharp. quoting self here but wft: http://www.greenandgoldrugby.com/community/threads/super-rugby-2017-matches-not-involving-australian-teams.17375/page-10#post-912199
  19. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Super Rugby?

    NEED AN INTNERN? (spellcheck)
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