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holy shit there will be some sore bodies today after that. Law of the jungle at the breakdown. People exoceting in from any old angle at any old time of their choosing. Bit disappointed Patrick T didn't throw his weight around a bit more in final stages. Should be capable of usurping S.Barrett...

Kind of hoping for a draw there, would've been good & dry split infinitive kindling for The Forii Angst and Conflict Turbines, "we're shit, we can't win a game" vs "we're going great guns, only NZ can beat us". Koroibete shouldering that guy in the jaw and knocking him out cold, how is that...

> alpha catchment/omega oil brain deficiency performance

FUCKING RUGBY REG! Siphoning off the last remaining glow of forum wattage just to power up his goddamn avatar. "HEY GUYZ LOOKING GOOD OVER HEAR!" says bloody Reg from the comfort of the only chair left in the fucken place

Blues can. They have some epic tussles with themselves. What are we doing? Where are we going? Are you even on this team?

a kind of lingering malaise that drags on inexorably, rudely interrupted by occasional and wildly unpredictable stabbing pains, interspersed with random, unseen slivers of distress drawn from a marauding quiver of discomfort, bit more pain, jarring this time, some faint hope that gets dashed on...

Disappointed in this Pole. Had high hopes when I saw the word "Pole" but from there, frankly, it all went downhill. Only 2 options? What happened to the old classic of "All of the Above" for Option A? Or the unimpeachable "Prefer Not To Say"? Plus only 7 votes cast in 2 days? I had better...

Cyclo with the patented back door Kevorkian Vas Deferens willie-away manoeuvre there. Shouldve left the bloke’s account up, they all change their minds, look at “Half”, “my last post here then I quit”, followed 4 posts later by a 7-paragraph soccer state of the union address haha just raggin...

MOAR BAD NEWS GUYZ:

i hear ya there. However, those record books don't rewrite themselves. Plus, when it's open season at the buffet table who among you can deny themselves that one last chop? WHO? that said though what does shit me is the jubilant ecstatic try celebrations when you're 50-nil up. Really? Did that...

JAAAAAIIILLLBREAK. Boks with damn near 70% territory........... and lose 0-55. Can you fucking believe it. Shaky start from Hames, damn near horror show really, just all went wrong for him. 1st 15 mins garbage allround really..... the caretaker dwarf at fullback with more...

another fairly dogshit performance. Took Cane to come on at 60 mins and wake the precious pups up. Suppose this means that the 2007-2015 team was A Thing and now we've gone back to being good but not great. Rebuilding phase. Nonu and Conrad, no, now its Lienert Browns and league passengers and...

Some Germans might derive pleasure from that typo ah fuckit never mind

every time I think yeah, Shields, he goes and drops the fucking thing. Great fitness (think he won the Canes preseason fitness comp thing) and link play, wee bit upright but can't fault the effort/attitude. Then he drops it.

Michael, it looks like you have thought all this through suspiciously well on such short notice. Suspiciously well. Mr Twiggy, if you’re reading this, please can the Auckland Blues please join your competition please? I promise they won’t cause too much trouble results-wise. Even against new...

Drives me crazayyy. iHomo, Hansen’s been seduced by a vicious elixir containing the offload potential + power potential + SBW’s “experience” in the Nonu /Smith vacuum… and none of its come to pass… but Hansen’s got his stiffy wedged so hard into SBW’s bumcrack by now it’s gonna hurt too much to...

Top 10 Least Favourite Players Alltime (revised) 1. B. Kelleher 2. Sonny Bill Williams 3. Ali Williams. (dick) 4. L.Mcalister 5. Goromaru. (pea-hearted showpony superstar, cannot stand this prick) 6. Tom Carter. (if a NZer would rank much higher. Alltime tool.) 7. Zac Guildford. (Not for the...

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