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  1. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks & Maori All Blacks EOYT's 2017

    "Is it just me or has it been raining since our playing careers started?" "Born on the wrong side of the tracks mate." Left-to-right, Luke Braid-Whitelock and Daniel Braid-Whitelock
  2. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks & Maori All Blacks EOYT's 2017

    Vaccinations are how Mormons inject Thought Serum to repel the peals of common sense ringing out in our bodies, the blood that throbs naturally in the body and signals us to accept our true nature as scientlogists, Jesus, that's Scientology 101. Ignoring these scientific throbs and having Mormon...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Japan vs Wallabies, Nissan Stadium, Yokohama, Sat 4th Nov 4.40pm AEST

    respectyfklly disagree here, these days he just walks from ruck to ruck and looks right at the pod he7s about to pass it to and then passes it to them. Sometimes even daftly running a couple of steps towards the pod while looking right at them to telegraph it even further
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Japan vs Wallabies, Nissan Stadium, Yokohama, Sat 4th Nov 4.40pm AEST

    looks like a fairly good side. In fact, if we still had AVATAR BETS I7d fancy a punt on them... ps HAHAHAHA AVATAR BETS HAHAHNA. THE THOUGHT OF IT NOW HAHAHA OH GOD
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    Looking forward to Dan Kirkpatrick running the team from Week 1 after Gatland and Perofeta idiotically collide at first preseason training and concuss each other for life. Aaron Smith. ANOTHER player CUT by the Blues. Not up to it. Thanks anyway. We'll go with fat guts Piri handbraking our...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Barbarians Australian Tour 2017

    One man's sit is another man's seat
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Twiggy Rugby?

    stuff Supe Rugby, this looks more like the Blues speed . Auckland Blues Fiji Karvers Samoa Corrupters Western Force Hong Kong Merrill Lynchers Shanghai Smog Monsters Kuala Lumpers Singapore Gumchuckers Seoul Brothers Tokyo Upskirters
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies EOYT 2017

    I'm not scrubbing some fat pricks boots clean outside the frozen grey Torquay Bog & Squat Rec Centre, do it your bloody self
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v All Blacks, Saturday 21st October, Suncorp, Brisbane

    Completely agree. It was embarrassing garbage. Read walks back to stand silently next to Coles, who'd spent the last 20 minutes looking for a scrap and mouthing off to everyone in gold and generally completely forgetting about, oh, I don't know, say, WINNING THE F**KING TEST MATCH. Senior...
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v All Blacks, Saturday 21st October, Suncorp, Brisbane

    Thoroughly deserved win to Straya. McMahon MOTM. Garbage from NZ. Stone cold fucking garbage. Usual complacent dogshit venomless dead rubber effort in first 50 then oh fuck someone do something, even though Aus have dropped the ball 54 times the scoreboard says we might lose this fucker...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v All Blacks, Saturday 21st October, Suncorp, Brisbane

    "It's called a cummerbund you oik."
  12. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks & Maori All Blacks EOYT's 2017

    haha $24.99 a game for midweek non-test matches? Go fuck yourself. That's 4 days wages here on the North-West Pitcairns of the mind. I'll stick to scabbing around for freebie jumpy streams to send myself plummetting into exasperated paroxyms of screen-frozen bug-eyed agitation thank you very...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v All Blacks, Saturday 21st October, Suncorp, Brisbane

    Texas and Glen Innes and Grafton on the same map? Plus a clearly made-up town you've gone and called "Jackadgery"? Yeah right. How gullible do you think we are? Is there no limit of scoundreling to which you people will sink?
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v All Blacks, Saturday 21st October, Suncorp, Brisbane

    Poor Matt Todd. Just can't catch a break. Mccaw FINALLY fucks off and Todd FINALLY looks like he's usurped Cane's backup for a real go then he goes and gets injured barking his shins on the bench while lugging the bride over the threshold on wedding night #Luke_Braid-Whitelock #Blake_Gibson...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v All Blacks, Saturday 21st October, Suncorp, Brisbane

    Once you work it out please let me know as I have no idea what's going on either way.
  16. Dismal Pillock

    What to do about the Argies?

    wouldve been a quality pole in 1982
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Australia v Argentina 7 Oct 2017 in Mendoza

    Oh. I'm sorry. Him getting knocked out cold and stretchered off must've been part of some ornate and elaborate hollywood. Quite the production!
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