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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Inside the Chiefs' Revolution

    Chiefs new home uniform on the right looks the go the away uniform on the left, not so flash.
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Super Round 2, 2018 - Rebels V Reds @ AAMI Park

    all at sea on D. yes, one light in the forwards but the Reds backline D made the Melbourne Rebels backline look like the 2003 Auckland Blues.....
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Super Round 2, 2018 - Rebels V Reds @ AAMI Park

    already shaved the beard and just cleared customs in Rarotonga must say, the Reds number 1's are very snazzy this year
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    Looks like the bastards got there just in time. ANOTHER plucky loss from the guileless dipshits. This way to the try line, no name Landers midfield combo, never mind the much vaunted SBW and Moala across from you, 4 tries for Walden and Thompson, FFS may as well call them Barfoot and Thompson...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Reds 2018

    i'd guess Thorn had already said to his captain something to the effect of "mate after such an early red, with all these new kids, we were completely fucked so just let that one go"
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Australian Rugby / RA

    Like fuck. I'm busy. Besides, you can't afford me.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Brisbane Global Rugby Tens

    can almost hear the panicked conversations backstage "Mate if there's no aussie teams in the semis and just all these kiwi pricks everyone's gonna bloody go home or change channels." "Make it happen"
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Brisbane Global Rugby Tens

    fahhkin hell the fix was in for that Reds v Chiefs game. Bloke put BOTH feet in touch for his try in the corner, fucken play on. First try was a clear knock-on too. FFS Shiggins, help me out here. Queensland Rugby Union with the hometown payoff.
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Brisbane Global Rugby Tens

    i dunno, missed a couple of the matches but thought the Tahs first try vs landers was try of the day. Off the lineout, couple of sharp cut out passes bam, bam, big fella in the corner, perfect drill. Tahs look good god knows how they lost to the landers who looked fairly bereft of ideas and...
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Reds 2018

    Brad Thorn Unveils Revolutionary New Rugby Formation --SMH-- New Reds coach Brad Thorn has doubled down on his 'No Dickheads' policy in regards to Quade Cooper and Karmichael Hunt and gone a step further by unveiling a revolutionary new game plan. "No druggies. No show ponies" reiterated Thorn...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Brisbane Global Rugby Tens

    King Carlos is Coming CLEAR MY SCHEDULE
  12. Dismal Pillock

    2018 NZ Super Rugby Squads

    https://www.puntforprizes.co.nz ps are those balls BLUE? BLUE BALLS. "I'VE GOT BLUE BALLS." Another marketing winner. "BLUE BALLS FOR EVERYONE!"
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    nah mate just basic Blues Analytics 101. By week 3 the 1st 5 will be bloody WARREN Gatland.
  14. Dismal Pillock

    2018 NZ Super Rugby Squads

    damn being stuck on the Pitcairns, need one of those Blues placemakers t-shirts. and the Blues hat. If they sent me a New England Crusaders shirt I'd just deface it until it read "New England Crusaders"
  15. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    re Foster, all the usual NZRFU smokey mirrors & window dressing. Flow charts don't lie. Hansen's ego must be like a fucking mafia don by now. "Anointing Fozzie as his successor", go fuck yerself buddy says every other kiwi rugby coach on earth. What amazing jobs these two have. The AB team...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    let's face it; Mccaw should be involved in national set-up by now. Helicopters? You didnt see the Wright Brothers running about looking for rucks. Or even flying helicopters. Mccaw fapping about with choppers is like Gandhi turning up to his local church then just sitting outside the fucker all...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    ...... and waltz straight into a slinging torrent of vicious derogatory tems, the meat packers, the shit packers, the packer fuckwits more like. "The Blues" is evocative enough of the misery of this franchise, as the old Belle & Sebastien song went; "I left my washing in the launderette You can...
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