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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby Round 5 2018 - Brumbies vs Sharks

    Violent Femmes on the P.A. Brumbies now my lifelong 2nd team.
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    2 losses on the trot for the Cantabs means only one thing. **Emergency Convening of The Cantabs Stonemason Blood Committee** messrs Wyllie, Thorne, Deans, Mccaw, Hayes & Blackadder solemnly make their way to The Subterranean Lancaster Chamber Of Ritual Sacrifice in order to pick a random...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Worst Commentator Pole Action

    Justin Marshall "Synergy" Watch: Last week's "synergy" introduction: 79th min. This week's "synergy" introduction: 75th min. leaving it late these days but in the end remembers his notepad in front of him with one word scribbled on it.
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    Iron horse, iron will. As soon as I saw it I knew which part I'd make a GIF of
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    yeah think if I'd stayed up to watch that it still wouldve driven me batshit insane. leaking tries all over the shop, intercepts, the works. by the time the 80th min gamebreaker finally came for the good guys I wouldve been a wreck
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    Stormers with statistically worst lineout in comp, totally kneecapped themselves every time they got in the red zone. Obviously could do with Bruno Elizabeth back. Aaron Smith owned the whole goddamn game, totally bossed it, in an almost euphoric state, buzzing around, barking his bun off...
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Worst Commentator Pole Action

    Speaking of which, unfortunate one for the Japanese commentators. Familiar, but still unfortunate.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby Round 3 - Sunwolves v Rebels @Japan

    Swolves lineout capitulation leads to couple of tries but that intercept was pretty much a 14 point swing. Genia looks sharp but that new japanese 9 Nagare seems very handy Robbie Robinson good god he does some stupid shit. Him dominating the u-20 world cup in 09 is a looooong way gone...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Reds 2018

    Think so too. BBBT probably looks at Ready's huge gut and general allround guiltlessly corpulent disrepair with barely concealed disgust ps my KINGDOM for a screenshot of this big screen announcement. ASKING FOR A FRIEND. FOR UNSPECIFIED PURPOSES.
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    List Of NON-DEROGATORY Names For Rd 3 Losing Blues Team 1 Pauliasi Manu: an alderman of ill repute 2 James Parsons: a blaggard 3 Ofa Tuungafasi: vegetation of an infoliate nature 4 Patrick Tuipulotu: the son of a night siren 5 Scott Scrafton: the spawn of a consort of a known charlatan 6...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    Chiefs ended up sending their C team out there which STILL had more than enough class to take care of the perennially D-grade Blues team. What a joke. Can't protect their own ball, can't pass. Tana WFT ARE YOU DOOOOOOOIIIINNNGGGG George Moala's Guide To Backline Play:
  12. Dismal Pillock

    British & Irish Lions tour of New Zealand (2017)

    hope it was worth it cos its going down in NZ rugby folklore history as the "we 'ave a deal" tour. ps fuck Sonny Bill and fuck France.
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    makeshift my arse, that lineup should be more than handy enough to see off the "how the fuck do we drive this thing anyway" dumbarse Blues. Most of the 15 unavailable - apart from Hames, Ngatai and Nanai Williams - are bums
  14. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    could easily see Laumape and ALB going the way of Fekitoa and Francis Saili, some aspect of their game getting found out and they're ditched. JBarrett and Goodhue to be the RWC midfield. No enough brotown impact? Who knows how tectics/laws will pan out in the interim. Kahui started on the wing...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    was that when dipshit Toddy had the best 1st 5 in rugby history playing at 2nd 5? 10 Tyler Bleyendaal - kick 11 Tom Taylor - kick 12 Carter - fuck this shit 13 Crotty - glue guy who gives it to... 14 Token bro (Nadolo etc) 15 Dagg - kick/try silly bunny hop jump which worked twice in 2011 and...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    probably cos Collins does all that boring safe catch-and-kick meat and potatoes stuff while Nanai just flits around between his next youtube moments. He was half lost when he came on last week while boring old Collins didnt put a foot wrong and was even a running threat at times. That said...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Commentators

    Please just send this whole thing to Justin Marshall. "Yeah, nothing in that. Just a warning" <<red card>>
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    the 2 giant bok locks rampaging upfield and linking up to run a try in at the corner was kind of terrifying
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