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SBW will cop shit but god NZ were some hot wet garbage. Clueless. PANICKY. Complacent from the start. Lions smashed em backwards all night. Deserved win. Dagg? Dagg. Fucking Dagg. Oh yeah, great under the high ball “He doesn’t miss many tackles” says fat guts Smithy in between deep-throating...

Fuck yeah I’ll do it. Whatever youre talking about that is. I’ve done medical trials for Glaxo, somewhere in the pommyland countryside, fuck knows where really, the place where the train stopped, piece of piss, 600 pound squid a day, a needle here, a pie chart there and I'm back home in time for...

Fuck “Super Rugby” holy shit I had completely forgotten about that bullshit garbage competition entirely, I woudnt watch their “lets take a monster dump on the very notion of sportingness and top it off with a golden moat of piss aimed right down the fans throats with a mummy mummy we’ve paid...

this x a million. He's a lip-faced tit. Wants to coach the AB's? FFS. SHIT SHOW. He may as well hand in his NZ passport under grounds of treasonous activity and cart his moneybags sook-faced anti-NZ tart-tongued arse off to the phlegm-soaked Welsh valleys, never to be seen or heard from ever again.

Auckland Blues Board Announce New Dynasty --NZ Herald-- With the signing of 3 new 1st 5's for next season - Otere Black, Perofeta and Gatland - the Auckland Blues have today announced that they will embark on a new dynasty starting from next season. "Using Blues arithmetic" said spokesman...

EN ROUTE. Akira driving. Rieko in the back seat.

sorry guyz, wrote itself, had to do it.....

Official IRB Test 1 Analytical Match Report "BEHOLD, IT IS THE DAY OF THE PROPHECY, THE DAY OF DAYS FOR THE AUCKLAND BLUE WHO WOULD BE KING." "Chinese Cross, Trident, AKA Prophecy, CAN YOU EVEN READ MAN?" Rieko Ioane fulfils The Prophecy and descends upon The Garden...

The British & Irish Lions, respectful of Rieko Ioane, clap him onto the Eden Park pitch prior to the first test against the New Zealand Rugby Football All Blacks.

Flight RIOANE011 has been cleared for take off. Thanks for everything Jules oh ok bye then

“Take a seat, gentlemen. The Headmaster will speak to each of you individually.” “Bernard. Why did you kick it there? “I.. <Easter Island stare> “Sir, I… “How many Bernard?” “200 Sir” “200 what Bernard? “200 burpees Sir” “200 burpees where Bernard? “200 burpees under the posts Sir.”

I'm not much into ethnic cooking.

Beaver was total custard. So far off that level to play at 1st 5 it was just sad. Oh God the Beauden chipkicks behind the line regathered with pitiful ease by the other team. Total shartfest from the Chiefs. Instead of the helm of the Starship Enterprise, the SoupRugby decision-making...

A grisly loss. Sorry guys, but I love it. Morbid losses make for the best threads. Misery. Grief. Disillusionment. Totally in my wheelhouse here. Who wants to read all that Dudley-do-right crap anyway. Can we knock up a 5 Stages of Grief After a Wallaby Loss scaffold? 1 Denial (Fucking...

Pretty mad occasion for so many Chiefs to shit the bed. TKB was rattled as hell. I didn’t even know he could actually play that stupidly. Lowe with shit kick after shit kick. Messam looked like a club player. Wonder how many will back up on Tuesday? I’m guessing they’ll all want to and will pray...

Clear blueprint now. AB’s will need to field any prick who can catch the rugby football in the rain. Fuck flash we need to defuse the bombs first. Lions must be thinking ffs, we have the ball in their 22 for the entire match, versus some scratch pick-up team, and still cant engineer a single...

Lions Tour Diary Day 18 Mummy. I don’t mean to unduly alarm you but, last night, down here in the jungled colonies, I, Tarquin Bellsop-Windsor XIII, of House Cambridge-Upon-Eton-Upon-Cambridge-Upon-Ballcock, I, close consort & confidante of Black Teddy of House Fuzzy, had a near brush with...

Who was the idiot in another thread who said Naholo, Savea and B.Smith as back 3? All the Lions do is kick it to you and wait til you drop the fucker AKA The Morne Steyn Experience. NZ will have to call in the Bomb Squad, that being B.Smith, I.Dagg and C.Jane.

BOOORRING. Maori a stupid rabble. Chiefs Intersteller Backline Option +3 a damp squib, Lions taking a leisurely piss in the radiator tank. Despite TJ’s colossal hard-on for the Lions (maybe all them crackers beating brothers reminds him of the Cantabs beating the blues haha fucken closet...