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"Mr Guildford, why did you steal that blind crippled orphan child's lunch money then push her down the well?" "Oh, sorry your honour, my ADHD was on the fritz that day. Also my father died" "Oh ok case dismissed, go All Blacks".

God knows how the dreary old paint-by-numbers Rebels registered 42 points. Some exhilarating running rugby from the Drua.

After giving the Cantabs B team a bit of a fright in week 1 the MP (Moana Pasifika) have now won their first ever match in RD 3 by tipping over the Canes. Despite ref Bazza Pickerill spending the entire 80 minutes just making shit up. Not going to ask how long it took dopey franchises like the Sunwolves etc to...

LOL Superhero Saviour Flapanara comes back................. and it all instantly goes to shit. Bazza Pickerill was veering into Egon Seconds territory at times there.

Loss Bleus' Designated Messiah Easter Reunion 2022. "Oi! It's Luke Braid-Whitelock to you, Cantabrian sentry dickhead!" --Graham Chapman in centre -- Luke Braid-Whitelock.

Artist's Interpretation of Blues Forward Pack Crop Forecast For Next 7 Days:

Blues team seen here arriving in Dunners aboard The USS Bluesmobile Bonus Point Boom Shacka Lacka Dream Destroyer MK 666

He is becoming undeniable. Appears to have cut out the infuriating titty-handed lapses that used to mar his work. Who knows if his skill level is right for the drudge and snot and crushing boredom of winning test match rugby against the NH sides which seems to require the forward packs dicking...

Far be it from me to criticise any individuals right to work abroad BUT traitorous rugby players such as these disloyal mercenaries should be placed on some sort of red flag watchlist. Then when they attempt to return down under for a friendly family visit to their estranged relatives (who...

Bung-eyed Nisbo has NO CLUE who Norris or Burr are or even if in fact they are different people. I dont care what anyone says, Quinn Tupeaua is in my All Airport XV for a reason and I have not seen anywhere near enough to warrant his removal from such an inauspicious lineup. Nankivell must be...

Gripping 2nd half after the pedestrian 1st half. Force squeak home but were rattled, rudderless and, worst of all, boring.

"Your honour, my father died and that caused all my problems". "OMG are you Zac Guildford? Could you please sign my gavel?" "Sure." "Thanks a lot, big All Black fan here. You're free to go now". "Your honour, I got drunk and don't recall a thing. By the way, my father died and that caused all...

haha, surely some sort of "Official International Ambassador to Japan" position in the offing. ps, selectors have taken the extraordinary step of issuing a statement on "Guilty Guildford".....

https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/126023111/former-all-black-zac-guildford-sentenced-on-fraud-charges-totalling-100000 Congratulations, numbskull. Through sheer persistence and repeated offenses you have forced your way into the starting XV.

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